Mama had milk
And I wanted milk
But socky wanted milk
And socky be da boss

I twy to hab sum milk
But socky, she not share
Wen mama gibbed me milk
Socky stole dat too

#NowIHasSad #DatNotNice #SockyShudShare #NoFair

I clime up onto mama
I paw at da blanky
I wants to go under
I wants to cuddle

Her lifts up da blanky
But dere be a stinky!
I growl at da stinky
I turn and I leeb

#MamaMakedStinkyStinky #ItStinky #DaStinkyHideInBlanky #IGrowlAtStinky #ButStinkyStillStinky #DatNotnice

Catmiss twee
Dat jus for me
I luvs it all
But it be small

Den Figgy steels
Da star on top
He nok it down
I gib him bop

#CheddarPoetry #CatmissTwee #ItLiddleTwee #ItPwettyButIStillWantsBigTwee #FiggyKeepsSteelingStar #DatNotNice #StarSupposeToStayOnTopofTwee

Under blanky
In my place
I makes a skwishy
Cuddle face

Da blanky lifts
Da mama peeks
She tikkles boff
My skwishy cheeks

I starts to purr
Asleep I fall
As I kurls up
In skwishy ball

#Cheddarpoetry #SkwishyCuddleFace #SkwishyCheezBall #MamaGoedAwww #SheWakedMe #DatNotNice

I wants milk fwom mama's bol
But Socky wants it too
As she lifts her paw to warn
She gibs an angwee mew

I stay still, I dos not moob
I hang my hed down low
I let Socky hab da milk
Cuz she da boss, you noe

#CheddarPoetry #DenSheHitMe5TimesFastAnyways #DatNotNice #DisGibMeSad

Ware to pee?
I look awound
I sniff and paw
Til spot is found

Heer to pee?
Deez flowers nice
I has a sit
I not finks twyse

I has pee
I all let go
Da flowers dwink
So dey can gro

#CheddarPoetry #PeeTime #IWaterFlowers #DeyGroBetterNow #AZombeeLeftPoopyOnTopOfFlowers #DatNotNice