#CyberDrama #InsuranceFail #OopsTheyDidItAgain #DataGoneWild #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com MINNEAPOLIS, MN – In a bold move to defend their reputation for "being there when you need us," Allianz Life has confirmed that yes, the majority of their customers’ data was dramatically stolen in a hack—but look on the bright side: at least nothing boring like paper files were taken. In a press release typed while vigilantly refreshing their credit monitoring apps, Allianz Life’s spokesperson assured customers not to panic about the “minor inconvenience” of having their names, addresses, dates of birth, phone numbers, life goals, and currently under-appreciated insurance policies now circulating on the dark web.

#DataGoneWild #TrustTheData #HealthSecrets #StatisticallySuspicious #TransparencyTuesday By: TheJestPress.com In a bold move to streamline inefficiency (and perhaps reality itself), U.S. government agencies have been caught doing what everyone does during spring cleaning: hiding questionable stuff under the rug and pretending it was never there. A new study alleges that over 100 major public health datasets mysteriously transformed this spring without so much as a “Guess what we changed now!” email.