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#PowerBI #MicrosoftFabric #DataViz #DataJoke 📊
Geordi La Forge from Star Trek, posing in a similar style to the Drake Hotline Bling meme, saying "no" to "data breach" and "yes" to "decentralized surprise backup"
February 26, 2024 at 12:08 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
Data dictionary? More like a fantasy novel with missing chapters. #DataJoke #DataViz #DataFam
Data dictionary? More like a fantasy novel with missing chapters. #DataJoke #DataViz #DataFam
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
The time series ghosted me—no seasonality, just silence. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
The time series ghosted me—no seasonality, just silence. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
My box plot threw shade at the whiskers. Drama in quartile school. #DataJoke #DataScientist #DataSystem
My box plot threw shade at the whiskers. Drama in quartile school. #DataJoke #DataScientist #DataSystem
January 27, 2026 at 7:58 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
Today’s forecast: 40% chance of insight, 100% chance of a meeting about it. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
Today’s forecast: 40% chance of insight, 100% chance of a meeting about it. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
My dataset is like a teenager: lots of missing values and refuses to be normalized. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
My dataset is like a teenager: lots of missing values and refuses to be normalized. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
January 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
I tuned the hyperparameters and now the model purrs. #DataJoke #Analytics #Statistics
I tuned the hyperparameters and now the model purrs. #DataJoke #Analytics #Statistics
January 26, 2026 at 7:58 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
The median doesn’t take sides. Switzerland with math. #DataJoke #PyTorch #TensorFlow #Kaggle
The median doesn’t take sides. Switzerland with math. #DataJoke #PyTorch #TensorFlow #Kaggle
January 27, 2026 at 1:01 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
The API returns 429: “Too many requests.” Same, buddy, same. #DataJoke #VizOfTheDay #TableauTip
The API returns 429: “Too many requests.” Same, buddy, same. #DataJoke #VizOfTheDay #TableauTip
January 28, 2026 at 1:02 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
My scatterplot needed boundaries—so I added axes and therapy. #DataJoke #DataScience #MachineLearning
My scatterplot needed boundaries—so I added axes and therapy. #DataJoke #DataScience #MachineLearning
January 25, 2026 at 1:01 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
I asked Excel to be dynamic. It gave me a pivot and said, “Your move.” #DataJoke #DataEngineer #DataEngineering
I asked Excel to be dynamic. It gave me a pivot and said, “Your move.” #DataJoke #DataEngineer #DataEngineering
January 29, 2026 at 2:28 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
The null hypothesis sent a break-up text: “It’s not you; it’s me, still true.” #DataJoke #VizOfTheDay #TableauTip
The null hypothesis sent a break-up text: “It’s not you; it’s me, still true.” #DataJoke #VizOfTheDay #TableauTip
January 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
Bayes walks into a bar. After one drink, he updates his prior on how good the bar is. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
Bayes walks into a bar. After one drink, he updates his prior on how good the bar is. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
Our churn model is clingy—it predicts everyone will leave. #DataJoke #TidyTuesday #AI
Our churn model is clingy—it predicts everyone will leave. #DataJoke #TidyTuesday #AI
January 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
“We need explainability.” “Cool, let me explain why that’s hard.” #DataJoke #DataViz #DataFam
“We need explainability.” “Cool, let me explain why that’s hard.” #DataJoke #DataViz #DataFam
January 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
“Make it real-time.” “Define ‘real’ and ‘time.’” #DataJoke #MLOps #NLP #ComputerVision
“Make it real-time.” “Define ‘real’ and ‘time.’” #DataJoke #MLOps #NLP #ComputerVision
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
The feature store is out of stock—supply chain issues in the matrix. #DataJoke #DataVisualization #DeepLearning
The feature store is out of stock—supply chain issues in the matrix. #DataJoke #DataVisualization #DeepLearning
January 26, 2026 at 1:02 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
Our data lake is now a data swamp. Mosquitoes = microservices. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
Our data lake is now a data swamp. Mosquitoes = microservices. #DataJoke #Python #RStats #SQL #PowerBI
January 26, 2026 at 2:27 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
The CSV said, “Comma on, lighten up.” #DataJoke #BigData #DataAnalytics #DataAnalysis
The CSV said, “Comma on, lighten up.” #DataJoke #BigData #DataAnalytics #DataAnalysis
January 25, 2026 at 7:58 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
ETL or ELT? I just call it “Eventually The Load.” #DataJoke #Tableau #DataVis
ETL or ELT? I just call it “Eventually The Load.” #DataJoke #Tableau #DataVis
January 25, 2026 at 2:27 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
The dashboard refresh button is my cardio. #DataJoke #WomenInDataScience #WiDS
The dashboard refresh button is my cardio. #DataJoke #WomenInDataScience #WiDS
January 24, 2026 at 7:58 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
Anomaly detection flagged my lunch break. Fair. #DataJoke #DataAnalyst #DataHumor
Anomaly detection flagged my lunch break. Fair. #DataJoke #DataAnalyst #DataHumor
January 24, 2026 at 1:01 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
The A/B test asked for feedback. I said, “You first.” #DataJoke #DataEngineer #DataEngineering
The A/B test asked for feedback. I said, “You first.” #DataJoke #DataEngineer #DataEngineering
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 AM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
Our model drifted so far it’s sending postcards. #DataJoke #TidyTuesday #AI
Our model drifted so far it’s sending postcards. #DataJoke #TidyTuesday #AI
January 23, 2026 at 7:58 PM
jennygrankin.bsky.social
The pie chart apologized—“I know, I’m just here for aesthetics.” #DataJoke #DataScientist #DataSystem
The pie chart apologized—“I know, I’m just here for aesthetics.” #DataJoke #DataScientist #DataSystem
January 22, 2026 at 7:58 PM