#DeadBehindTheEyes
Got asked “Do you even like working here?” by a new hire I hadn’t spoken to before. Honestly? Fair question.
#OfficePolitics #DeadBehindTheEyes #RelatableDread
July 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ha! @bird42.bsky.social This made me laugh - importing all my old Tweets into a placeholder account on here to preserve them (sadly, just posts, no replies) - back to about 2010. Just scrolling through and repeated posts like this..... #deadbehindtheeyes

Back when Twitter was funny times
November 12, 2024 at 9:21 PM
What's that frock #DeadBehindTheEyes has on? #Strictly
January 18, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Also, I've heard in passing that Sean is a bit of a dick, but I didn't expect #thehotones & #firstwefeast to have *that* guest. Gross. #deadbehindtheeyes #mrbeastfuckingsucks.
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Seriously though. There is no cricketer? #scd #shit #deadbehindtheeyes
November 13, 2024 at 11:22 AM
So, here we go. I hope Mark Ramprakash wins. #scd #deadbehindtheeyes #goteamramps
November 13, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Attention. @mrsbazmaz is watching #scd on sky plus, so any tweets I make will be about 30 mins out. Thank you. #deadbehindtheeyes
November 13, 2024 at 11:22 AM
I was abroad last week so couldn't say so, so here we go. #deadbehindtheeyes
November 13, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Saturday... #strictly..... Guess what? Yep... Still #deadbehindtheeyes
November 12, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Another year, another #strictlycomedancing and she is still #deadbehindtheeyes
November 12, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Oh god.. Strictly is back. Guess what, she is still #deadbehindtheeyes
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