So Natalie got another deadbolt on her bedroom door too?
August 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
So Natalie got another deadbolt on her bedroom door too?
*very slowly and quietly locks front door deadbolt*
are humans technically dumplings? skin with meat on the inside?
April 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
*very slowly and quietly locks front door deadbolt*
*checks the deadbolt*
Imagine this: You’re home for the evening, winding down. There’s a knock at the door.
Who’s there? It’s Anthony Weiner. And he wants your vote.
Who’s there? It’s Anthony Weiner. And he wants your vote.
Who's that knocking at your door? It's Anthony Weiner on a comeback tour
Former Democratic congressman Anthony Weiner is attempting a political comeback with a candidacy for the New York City Council.
bit.ly
May 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
*checks the deadbolt*
once I figure out how to open the deadbolt it's over for you hoes
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
once I figure out how to open the deadbolt it's over for you hoes
fyi. installing a deadbolt behind my DMs
COWARD TELL US ABOUT YOUR SKIN
March 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
fyi. installing a deadbolt behind my DMs
Dear Kittens,
I don’t really care what you decide to do downstairs at 1 in the morning, but I do have a request that whatever you do should not sound like a human trying to jimmy the deadbolt or force the front door.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dear Heart: calm the fuck down.
I don’t really care what you decide to do downstairs at 1 in the morning, but I do have a request that whatever you do should not sound like a human trying to jimmy the deadbolt or force the front door.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dear Heart: calm the fuck down.
September 23, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Dear Kittens,
I don’t really care what you decide to do downstairs at 1 in the morning, but I do have a request that whatever you do should not sound like a human trying to jimmy the deadbolt or force the front door.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dear Heart: calm the fuck down.
I don’t really care what you decide to do downstairs at 1 in the morning, but I do have a request that whatever you do should not sound like a human trying to jimmy the deadbolt or force the front door.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Dear Heart: calm the fuck down.
doodle of a succubus from deadbolt
August 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
doodle of a succubus from deadbolt
I successfully installed a keypad deadbolt by myself, I don’t need no man
March 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
I successfully installed a keypad deadbolt by myself, I don’t need no man
Figuring out the deadbolt on the door is *very* impressive!
January 15, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Figuring out the deadbolt on the door is *very* impressive!
i mean you probably should have a deadbolt
August 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
i mean you probably should have a deadbolt
If you locked the doors half of them would starve before they figured out how the deadbolt works.
September 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
If you locked the doors half of them would starve before they figured out how the deadbolt works.
I am downplaying this but it is actually SUPER windy. Might get some damage. Last time it was this windy the front doors below open, destroying the deadbolt.
Kid3 school: [simultaneously via text email cell phone work phone]: hey it windy
January 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am downplaying this but it is actually SUPER windy. Might get some damage. Last time it was this windy the front doors below open, destroying the deadbolt.
14. Deadbolt
God, this was one of my favourite indies ever when it came out, it's an absolute gem. You're a reaper who has to dispatch zombies, vampires, and demons, using your supernatural hitman powers to navigate the murder-puzzle levels. The soundtrack is also phenomenal.
God, this was one of my favourite indies ever when it came out, it's an absolute gem. You're a reaper who has to dispatch zombies, vampires, and demons, using your supernatural hitman powers to navigate the murder-puzzle levels. The soundtrack is also phenomenal.
Save 75% on DEADBOLT on Steam
DEADBOLT is an extremely challenging stealth-action hybrid that allows you to take control of the reaper to quell the recent undead uprising.
store.steampowered.com
June 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM
14. Deadbolt
God, this was one of my favourite indies ever when it came out, it's an absolute gem. You're a reaper who has to dispatch zombies, vampires, and demons, using your supernatural hitman powers to navigate the murder-puzzle levels. The soundtrack is also phenomenal.
God, this was one of my favourite indies ever when it came out, it's an absolute gem. You're a reaper who has to dispatch zombies, vampires, and demons, using your supernatural hitman powers to navigate the murder-puzzle levels. The soundtrack is also phenomenal.
Got a cute new necklace, looking forward to wearing it.
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Got a cute new necklace, looking forward to wearing it.
Hangs festive heart-shaped wreath on the front door... then immediately engages double deadbolt and chain lock
February 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hangs festive heart-shaped wreath on the front door... then immediately engages double deadbolt and chain lock
My dog learned how to lock my apartment’a deadbolt and I’ve now had to break into my own apartment TWICE NOW
May 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
My dog learned how to lock my apartment’a deadbolt and I’ve now had to break into my own apartment TWICE NOW
1. Deadbolt
I keep recommending this game constantly, it's worth it at full price, but right now it's 75% off! You play a reaper and you're out to collect, in this murder-puzzle with one of the best soundtracks ever. Seriously one of my fave indies ever.
store.steampowered.com/app/394970/D...
I keep recommending this game constantly, it's worth it at full price, but right now it's 75% off! You play a reaper and you're out to collect, in this murder-puzzle with one of the best soundtracks ever. Seriously one of my fave indies ever.
store.steampowered.com/app/394970/D...
Save 75% on DEADBOLT on Steam
DEADBOLT is an extremely challenging stealth-action hybrid that allows you to take control of the reaper to quell the recent undead uprising.
store.steampowered.com
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 PM
1. Deadbolt
I keep recommending this game constantly, it's worth it at full price, but right now it's 75% off! You play a reaper and you're out to collect, in this murder-puzzle with one of the best soundtracks ever. Seriously one of my fave indies ever.
store.steampowered.com/app/394970/D...
I keep recommending this game constantly, it's worth it at full price, but right now it's 75% off! You play a reaper and you're out to collect, in this murder-puzzle with one of the best soundtracks ever. Seriously one of my fave indies ever.
store.steampowered.com/app/394970/D...
He's making sure that the children in his basement haven't broken through the deadbolt.
May 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
He's making sure that the children in his basement haven't broken through the deadbolt.
Locking the deadbolt bcz my girl has “a weird feeling”, and y’know what, good enough for me
September 27, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Locking the deadbolt bcz my girl has “a weird feeling”, and y’know what, good enough for me
Post four indie games you think more people should have played
Deadbolt
Frogmonster
You Will Die Here Tonight
Islands of the Caliph
Deadbolt
Frogmonster
You Will Die Here Tonight
Islands of the Caliph
November 27, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Post four indie games you think more people should have played
Deadbolt
Frogmonster
You Will Die Here Tonight
Islands of the Caliph
Deadbolt
Frogmonster
You Will Die Here Tonight
Islands of the Caliph
hat pins are always in style.
as are long embroidered silk scarves with a deadbolt tied at the end.
as are long embroidered silk scarves with a deadbolt tied at the end.
April was a busy month for anti-groping awareness campaigns across Japan. One con cafe worker in Akihabara's gone viral because she recently had to use an anti-groping strategy her mother taught her: a safety pin.
Japanese Con Cafe Worker Called "Hero" for Stabbing Train Groper with Safety Pin
A con cafe worker's tweet about stabbing a groper's hand with a safety pin on her morning commute drew near-universal praise.
unseen-japan.com
May 3, 2026 at 11:39 PM
hat pins are always in style.
as are long embroidered silk scarves with a deadbolt tied at the end.
as are long embroidered silk scarves with a deadbolt tied at the end.