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BREAKING: Trump to skip debates again, citing “bone spurs in my schedule.” Experts confirm it’s part of the T.A.C.O. strategy: Trump Always Chickens Out. Somewhere, a nervous chicken in a suit is suing for defamation. 🌮🐔 #TACOtrade #ChickenInChief #DebateDodge