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#BambiWoods in "Debbie Does Dallas 1" PART 1/3

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March 20, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Arms were always hurting after renting what movie ??? 🤔
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January 20, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Okay, I'm half a bottle of prosecco down, but THIS line is pure gold:

"Can you imagine if we all never wore underwear?
We'd never get ANYTHING done!"

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June 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My brain during the cheerleaders' locker/shower scene:
"Everyday I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
'Cause something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love..."

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June 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Okay, apparently an effective way to get a job at a book store, is to explain that you lost your last job because you didn't like the boss getting fresh with you, BUT you're over that kind of thing, and you're desperate for money.

🤔

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June 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Anyway, it seems like the girls are worried that they won't have time to date boys, because they'll be working so hard to raise the money they need for the next couple weeks.

Quite the pickle!

Not sure how they'll get out of this one.

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June 22, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Anyway, they all fuck their bosses, basically, and it turns out most didn’t really need to, because Debbie’s boss is so hot for her he’ll pay for EVERYBODY to go to Dallas is Debbie bangs him.

So… it all came out okay in the end!

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June 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Turns out, if your boss catches you banging your boyfriend at work, the boss has to give you a spanking.

Hope this doesn’t escalate!

Oh.

Yeah, okay, it somehow did.
😮

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June 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Is it just me, or does this guy look like a young Al Yanchovich gene-spliced with a young Ron Jeremy?
🤔

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June 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If a post coital scene wraps up with a dude saying “OMG I think I hear me wife coming!”

I feel entitled to hear someone else say the obligatory “let’s hope she didn’t hear YOU coming! Tee hee!”

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June 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
The person doing the score—who is NO John Williams—keeps making the music… ominous.

Not a great fit for the scene.

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June 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
One of the weirder things about old porn is that they didn’t have all the choreography yet, and they often accidentally do things that look like it gives the women pleasure.

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June 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“MMmm!
Feels so good!
You’re driving me crazy!
Mmmm!
Oh yeah!
Oh God!”

I feel like they just don’t write dialogue like this for male porn actors anymore.

#DebbieDoesDallas
June 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Wait, but is it $10 each, or for both girls?

They need to negotiate these verbal contracts more clearly.

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June 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
They ended that threeway scene more abruptly than a Monty Python skit.

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June 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Yeah, it was 1978 so she basically had to take his name, but I really feel like Mrs Hardwick should have been “Ms. Hotwax,” for symmetry.

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June 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Please do NOT just put that candle back in the sale bin!
😮

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June 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Not to poke holes in a sieve, but it seems weird that these good girl high school cheerleaders’ concern would be that they’d be asked to go further with male clients than with their boyfriends, and not “wait… is this cheating…?”
🤔

#DebbieDoesDallas
June 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m starting to get the creeping suspicion that Debbie will never actually get to Dallas.

But don’t spoil the ending for me!

I’m riveted.

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June 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
So Debbie found a loophole!
Apparently you can make money letting horny old dudes lick your tits!

The other girls are astonished and intrigued!

“And we don’t have to do anything we don’t do with our boyfriends!”

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June 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM