#Debit
Bitch you mean a DEBIT CARD????
March 25, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Kid Rock is a debit to his race.
another normal day in the White House
April 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
September 21, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Machine: Leave debit card in.
Machine: Leave debit card in.
Machine: Leave debit card in.
Machine: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST REMOVE CARD NOW!
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m sorry.
August 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wait, some of you are getting “Antifa debit cards?”
June 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
GOP: the mail is secure enough to receive your photo ID, social security card, your debit and credit cards, your stimulus checks, and your tax returns

Also GOP: the mail is not safe enough for voting
March 18, 2026 at 3:31 AM
A TWITTER debit card?????
September 14, 2026 at 3:13 PM
In love with my new debit card
July 30, 2026 at 3:09 PM
jenny's debit card gets declined #OurPermanentVacation #opvcomics
April 15, 2026 at 8:46 AM
US debit card transactions not exactly showing a holiday ramp.

(via Apollo)
October 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Oh has Dom defected - sorry, I mean changed his direct debit - ?
June 28, 2026 at 3:22 PM
My bank flagged my debit card for fraud because I spent $46 at the liquor store. Like omg assholes, sometimes I’m fun.
September 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m tipsy. Someone hide my debit card
November 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I always read POS Debit on my bank statements as piece of shit debit, and I’m like “yeah, fuck debit”
June 27, 2024 at 7:53 PM
With Baron and Tiffany you can spell DEBIT!
January 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Check out my new debit card
December 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Debit or credit?? 😏🥵
November 19, 2024 at 12:58 AM
The economy would be better if everyone used cash and wrote checks like an old person instead of tapping their debit card!
April 3, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Woohoo! @metrolosangeles.bsky.social credit/debit card payments are now live!!!
May 19, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Bring back $7000 EV credit, but every year $1000 shifts from an EV credit to an ICE debit and the ICE debit never stops growing.
September 26, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Kallidora rho is helping me look after my debit card

Kallidora rho is helping me look after my debit card
April 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
March 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
cashier: paper or plastic

me: it’s a debit card

cashier: no, for your milk

me: oh, haha, liquid’s fine
November 21, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Am I just incredibly old fashioned that I think a valid debit/credit card needs your surname on it at a minimum?
September 14, 2026 at 2:31 AM