Jesus, Lady. Switch to decaf.
November 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Jesus, Lady. Switch to decaf.
November 7, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I’m not that much of an at home boozer, but these decaf delights could be dangerous 😬
November 6, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I’m not that much of an at home boozer, but these decaf delights could be dangerous 😬
Little post supper supper
Decaf sun-dried black tea from Yunnan province
Decaf sun-dried black tea from Yunnan province
November 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Little post supper supper
Decaf sun-dried black tea from Yunnan province
Decaf sun-dried black tea from Yunnan province
Vyvanse and @yesplz.coffee decaf were built for each other.
November 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Vyvanse and @yesplz.coffee decaf were built for each other.
Ah så d jänkarkaffe i alla tre
November 3, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Ah så d jänkarkaffe i alla tre
im like if a girl was posting on the clock and was abt to make a cup of mostly decaf coffee
November 5, 2026 at 4:44 PM
im like if a girl was posting on the clock and was abt to make a cup of mostly decaf coffee
Make decaf coffee illegal.
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Make decaf coffee illegal.
Finally figured out my preferred way to take fiber drink mix. In decaf instant espresso with stevia. Nyam! 😋
November 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Finally figured out my preferred way to take fiber drink mix. In decaf instant espresso with stevia. Nyam! 😋
if i don't get my grande upside-down extra-hot decaf oat cortado with ONE pump of vanilla, stirred counterclockwise, I’ll know if it’s clockwise, I ALWAYS know, then it's proof that the anti-electoralists were right all along
November 5, 2026 at 8:21 PM
if i don't get my grande upside-down extra-hot decaf oat cortado with ONE pump of vanilla, stirred counterclockwise, I’ll know if it’s clockwise, I ALWAYS know, then it's proof that the anti-electoralists were right all along
decaf day after 3 full caf days it feels like the world is ending
November 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
decaf day after 3 full caf days it feels like the world is ending
Since my mum wants half decaf, half not decaf I'm using both pre-ground decaf (hooray for a ground powder chute) ANDmy beans of choice, as changing out the beans in my coffee machine twice a day would be a nightmare...
November 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Since my mum wants half decaf, half not decaf I'm using both pre-ground decaf (hooray for a ground powder chute) ANDmy beans of choice, as changing out the beans in my coffee machine twice a day would be a nightmare...
There’s a special place in hell for cafes that charge extra for decaf…
November 1, 2026 at 9:54 AM
There’s a special place in hell for cafes that charge extra for decaf…
1. They helped orchestrate the major victory last night by recruiting candidates to run
2. White people cost us everything in 2024 by voting for Trump
3. Switch to decaf and stop yelling
2. White people cost us everything in 2024 by voting for Trump
3. Switch to decaf and stop yelling
THE PEOPLE WORKED TOO HARD TO CREATE THE BLUE WAVE SO TIMID LEADERS COULD LET IT BREAK AGAINST THE PEBBLES OF THEIR OWN IMPOTENCE.
SCHUMER & HAKEEM MUST GO! THE NOTHING THEY DID COST US EVERYTHING
THE PEOPLE WILL RULE THIS REPBULIC. WE WILL HOLD ALL OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS ACCOUNTABLE
SCHUMER & HAKEEM MUST GO! THE NOTHING THEY DID COST US EVERYTHING
THE PEOPLE WILL RULE THIS REPBULIC. WE WILL HOLD ALL OUR ELECTED OFFICIALS ACCOUNTABLE
November 5, 2026 at 5:44 AM
1. They helped orchestrate the major victory last night by recruiting candidates to run
2. White people cost us everything in 2024 by voting for Trump
3. Switch to decaf and stop yelling
2. White people cost us everything in 2024 by voting for Trump
3. Switch to decaf and stop yelling
matcha lavender decaf butthole
November 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
matcha lavender decaf butthole
Decaf Lapsang Souchang, NOW!
What's your most ridiculous, newly emboldened political demand?
(Absurd answers only.)
(Absurd answers only.)
November 5, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Decaf Lapsang Souchang, NOW!
Fuck you, Decaf.
November 5, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Fuck you, Decaf.
Tapper is a hack. Hes decaf hannity, the male ingraham
November 5, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Tapper is a hack. Hes decaf hannity, the male ingraham
I use an electric kettle and decaf powder
November 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I use an electric kettle and decaf powder
Sat Nov 7 Coffee Selections:
☕️Nicaraguan
☕️Decadent Brownie Delight
☕️Nuts and Honey
☕️Decaf Dark Morning
☕️Decaf Fireside Marshmallow
☕️Nicaraguan
☕️Decadent Brownie Delight
☕️Nuts and Honey
☕️Decaf Dark Morning
☕️Decaf Fireside Marshmallow
November 7, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Sat Nov 7 Coffee Selections:
☕️Nicaraguan
☕️Decadent Brownie Delight
☕️Nuts and Honey
☕️Decaf Dark Morning
☕️Decaf Fireside Marshmallow
☕️Nicaraguan
☕️Decadent Brownie Delight
☕️Nuts and Honey
☕️Decaf Dark Morning
☕️Decaf Fireside Marshmallow
They always claimed the gross coffee they gave us to placate us was caffeinated. But we crazy people saw through their bullshit: it was decaf because, lo and behold, caffeine apparently drives us insane.
A yummy organic protein bar, a fruit cup, & a cup of coffee with actual coffee is my breakfast in my liberated freedom from psych incarceration! No microwaved powered eggs with applesauce & decaf in styrofoam I cling to in ritual to feel human! @antisanitygirl.bsky.social @mewefree.bsky.social
November 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
They always claimed the gross coffee they gave us to placate us was caffeinated. But we crazy people saw through their bullshit: it was decaf because, lo and behold, caffeine apparently drives us insane.
My election night confessional: I made a cup of decaf and then put an espresso shot in it to get more volume
November 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
My election night confessional: I made a cup of decaf and then put an espresso shot in it to get more volume
Making myself a decaf coffee at 4 pm for the express purpose of using the mug as a hand warmer
November 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Making myself a decaf coffee at 4 pm for the express purpose of using the mug as a hand warmer