I’ve learned my lesson about declaring that we’ve seen the dumbest Cabinet appointment possible.
November 13, 2024 at 1:57 AM
I’ve learned my lesson about declaring that we’ve seen the dumbest Cabinet appointment possible.
Trump surrenders again while declaring victory.
May 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Trump surrenders again while declaring victory.
Folks
Wait a few days before declaring victory on Disney.
Wait a few days before declaring victory on Disney.
September 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Folks
Wait a few days before declaring victory on Disney.
Wait a few days before declaring victory on Disney.
Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
September 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Just Trump declaring war on a US city, a normal Saturday
we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women
April 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
we are maybe two weeks from jesse watters declaring that it’s gay for men to have sex with women
Declaring war against Iran won’t stop us from talking about the Epstein files.
We can multitask.
We can multitask.
February 21, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Declaring war against Iran won’t stop us from talking about the Epstein files.
We can multitask.
We can multitask.
I miss the days when the president wasn’t declaring war on our own people.
September 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I miss the days when the president wasn’t declaring war on our own people.
So he’s surrendering without accomplishing any of his stated objectives while declaring victory. Exactly what we said would happen.
March 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
So he’s surrendering without accomplishing any of his stated objectives while declaring victory. Exactly what we said would happen.
It is June 27, 2025, and today I am declaring Woke 2.
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
It is June 27, 2025, and today I am declaring Woke 2.
She’s declaring it Spooky Season!
September 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
She’s declaring it Spooky Season!
I guess America first means declaring war on America while kissing Putin’s ass.
September 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I guess America first means declaring war on America while kissing Putin’s ass.
Looking forward to Mike Johnson declaring he hasn't seen the diarrhea jet clip.
October 19, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Looking forward to Mike Johnson declaring he hasn't seen the diarrhea jet clip.
Declaring "Mission Accomplished" - that always works out well for US Presidents
March 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Declaring "Mission Accomplished" - that always works out well for US Presidents
Not returning your shopping cart is basically declaring war on civilization.
August 8, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Not returning your shopping cart is basically declaring war on civilization.
Declaring “no quarter” is a war crime. Pete committed a war crime this morning. bsky.app/profile/bcfi...
Hegseth: "We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies."
No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It's been considered a war crime for over a century.
No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It's been considered a war crime for over a century.
March 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Declaring “no quarter” is a war crime. Pete committed a war crime this morning. bsky.app/profile/bcfi...
Seems like only yesterday the Trump Admin was lifting sanctions on Iran and declaring victory.
July 19, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Seems like only yesterday the Trump Admin was lifting sanctions on Iran and declaring victory.
I cannot think of anything more profoundly un-American than a president declaring himself a “king”
February 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I cannot think of anything more profoundly un-American than a president declaring himself a “king”
He's already declaring victory.
Elected Dems, you are so stupid.
Elected Dems, you are so stupid.
Trump: "We'll never agree to give any substantial money or any money to prisoners, illegals. And I think the Democrats understand that. And it looks like we're getting close to the shutdown ending."
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
He's already declaring victory.
Elected Dems, you are so stupid.
Elected Dems, you are so stupid.
Chicago’s mayor & governor react to the president declaring war on the city
September 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Chicago’s mayor & governor react to the president declaring war on the city
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
January 10, 2026 at 9:15 AM
The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has been forced to make a statement, declaring that the prize cannot be transferred.
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
It's hard even to comprehend how stupid this has become
“the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.”
Bless Pope Leo For Declaring War On AI
“We are so freaking back.”
www.thegodshow.com
May 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
“the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.”
tl;dr:
The United States
House of Representatives has unanimously passed a bipartisan resolution effectively declaring Senator Lindsey Graham to be a ridiculous twit
The United States
House of Representatives has unanimously passed a bipartisan resolution effectively declaring Senator Lindsey Graham to be a ridiculous twit
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
tl;dr:
The United States
House of Representatives has unanimously passed a bipartisan resolution effectively declaring Senator Lindsey Graham to be a ridiculous twit
The United States
House of Representatives has unanimously passed a bipartisan resolution effectively declaring Senator Lindsey Graham to be a ridiculous twit
Trump declaring victory in Iran
April 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Trump declaring victory in Iran
A Red-winged Blackbird singing and declaring that this part of the marsh is his.
March 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A Red-winged Blackbird singing and declaring that this part of the marsh is his.