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What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? #deepthoughtswiththedeep
January 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
October 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
If womb if pronounced ‘woom’, and tomb is pronounced ‘toom’… why isn’t bomb pronounced ‘boom’?

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September 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I was ‘mermaid’ for this kinda day.

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July 12, 2026 at 9:19 AM
July 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“They call me plant-based, because plants are based.”

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June 23, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Jeeze Louise.. who the fuck is Louise?

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June 5, 2026 at 7:26 AM
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July 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
“If oranges are called oranges because they’re orange.. why aren’t avocados called green because they’re green?”

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August 5, 2026 at 7:35 AM
A fish with its mouth closed, never gets caught.

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June 3, 2026 at 2:22 PM
“Why is it called the ‘drugstore’ if you can’t buy drugs there?”

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June 17, 2026 at 7:47 AM
“If you’re waiting for the waiter.. that makes you the waiter.”

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June 6, 2026 at 10:23 AM
You know spaghetti’s done when it’s soft.

Stay soft, boys.

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June 4, 2026 at 7:13 AM
“If money doesn’t grow on trees, why do banks have branches?”

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August 5, 2026 at 7:36 AM
“Why are they called ‘baked beans’ when you boil them in tomato sauce, in a saucepan?”

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July 26, 2026 at 9:30 AM
"Why don't they call Uno ‘One’ if the point is having one card left?"

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June 24, 2026 at 7:23 AM
“They say that the words will come to you, so why did they make a game about finding them?”

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June 21, 2026 at 1:43 PM
When Fred Durst said “Hey ladies, hey fellas, and all the people who don’t give a fuck” he invented a third gender;

The people who don’t give a fuck.

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June 5, 2026 at 7:43 AM
“They say not to burn your candle at both ends… but who the fuck even makes those kinda candles?”

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July 15, 2026 at 12:13 PM
“They say the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.. well that’s one tiny fucking tree.”

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June 8, 2026 at 7:27 AM
“If revenge is best served cold, is revenge.. ice cream?”

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July 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
“When people say “let me be frank”, why do they have to be frank? Just be yourself, bro.”

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June 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
“Why are you coked up only when you snort lines, and not when you drink the drink?

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June 27, 2026 at 7:46 PM