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A jaunty cartoon CRT monitor gestures in the top panel beneath the words “Oh you’ve had sex?” in a violent purple shadow font. Below, another sweaty monitor clutches a manual and a three-pronged plug, smirking beside the word “enough” rendered in a flamboyant orange-to-yellow gradient. He’s dripping dew like a cold Diet Coke at a cookout, and that plug hasn’t seen a socket since the Bush administration.
September 11, 2026 at 3:22 AM