#DesperateTimes
These places are my worst nightmare but i got my mask and headphones #desperatetimes
June 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Day 3 of photoshopping @lastweektonight.com's John Oliver onto fossils (badly) in the hopes that he saves the Paleontological Research Institution

Fossil is the nautiloid Cymatoceras nebrascense (PRI 78775), comedian is H. sapiens

#savePRI #MuseumoftheEarth #desperatetimes ⚒️🦑
April 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Guess what fwends, I have an appointment at a new spaw next week. Mummy was trying to be patient and wait for my favourite stylist but she says I'm in desperate need as she can no longer zip my coats up. Fingers crossed I have a good experience.
#desperatetimes #urbanpoodlecollective
April 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Red Shale Circle Meditation in Tuscarora State Park. Walking=thinking=writing=making #desperatetimes #ephemeral #circlemeditation #walkingpractice #walkingwithin
February 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
sometimes despair is
accumulated small things
a trickle of sand
eventually stifles
anything underneath it

#tanka #poetry #desperatetimes
February 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Look, just look at this. These beans, my snoot. The floof overgrowth is definitely real! So looking forward to joining my sister at the new, temporary, groomer on monday. I'm sure she'll do great, but paws crossed she gets my signature top knot right! 🤞 #desperatetimes #UrbanPoodleCollective
April 10, 2026 at 9:12 PM
At work, thinking of screaming, “LORD, NOT MY UNCLE!” just to see if they’ll send me home. Worth a try, right? #DesperateTimes #WorkEscapePlan
December 18, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Today’s the day! Another chance at redemption or losing. Will third time be the charm, or is it three strikes and out? One thing for certain, Pierre is desperate to get back on the gravy train. The real question is how long can he ride it? #cdnpoli #politicalcartoon #pierrepoilievre #desperatetimes
August 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I storm into my boss’s office like I own the place 💥, slam my iPad down, and on the screen? “RAISE?” in bold with giant buttons: 30%, 40%, 50%. I’m grinning like a desperate barista selling $12 pumpkin lattes 😅☕. Mission accomplished? 🤷‍♀️ #RaisePlease 🙏 #GoBigOrGoBroke 💸 #DesperateTimes 😂
January 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The stable may no longer be so warm, hence the ‘giz a job’! 😬 #DesperateTimes
January 12, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Seems about right. Sandy Paws might not be amused, but you've gotta live your truth! Who needs yak chews, anyway. You can always steal them from Missy! #DesperateTimes #Guns&Butter #CorgiEcon101 🤭
December 14, 2024 at 7:12 PM
OK, so I'm experimenting with having an antihistamine tablet before bed tonight. Looking forward to not seeing 4am tomorrow....

#desperatetimes
#desperatemeasures
June 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Anyone else all up in your feelings and overeating today? No? Just me? Okay

#tiktokban #tiktokrefugee #desperatetimes
wreck it ralph is holding a tray of pancakes on a table in a pink room .
ALT: wreck it ralph is holding a tray of pancakes on a table in a pink room .
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January 20, 2025 at 9:35 AM
We do what we have to! #DesperateTimes #NoKings
“We’re here peacefully protesting, looking as ridiculous as we can, just so maybe we appeal to the president because he’s a ridiculous leader that is normalizing abuse of power. And we cannot stand and act like nothing is happening.” 🦄
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Macari or Rob M for me before Platt, #DesperateTimes
March 3, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Modest proposal: send Davey to the White House. #DesperateTimes
April 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sword and his government on the fact that the Ontario science center is still standing. Just putting that out there.
#ontario
#science
#sciencecenter
#roof
#snowfall
#corrupt
#ford
#cdnpoli
#engineering
#hacking
#desperatetimes
March 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
RED ONE: With Dwayne Johnson, J.K. Simmons, Chris Evans, Lucy Liu, and...well, it looks like residuals have finally dried up for that one polar bear from those Coke commercials.
#redone #poorbear #desperatetimes #HeLostAllThoseCharminCommercialsToThe2DAnimatedBears
December 1, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Day 1 of helping @fossilsndcoffee.bsky.social convince
@lastweektonight.com's Jon Oliver to save the Paleontological Research Institution by turning the dial up to 11.

[See alt-text for prompt]

#savePRI #MuseumoftheEarth #desperatetimes ⚒️🦑
April 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hope this background choice wasn't too close to the void for John, but the squid said it felt homey. #desperatetimes #Ishouldbegrading
May 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Harvard’s endowment stands at 53.2 billion I know, I know endowment monies are tied up for many things but come on #Desperatetimes
March 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
No power. A foot of heavy snow.

Hooked the Keurig up to a power pack to make Joffrey’s coffee and drink it from a resort refillable mug.

#DesperateTimes
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 PM
My Spotify is lonely 😞 . It gets quite excited 😆 when pushing its follow button! So, go show it some love 🖤 and tell others to do the same. It will spew 💦 out music if you do!
#darkdramaticelectro #lonelyheartsclub #lonely #desperatetimes

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SINA MATIX
Artist · 9 monthly listeners.
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January 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM