Nation Detecting…Cardamom? https://theonion.com/nation-detectingcardamom/
August 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Nation Detecting…Cardamom? https://theonion.com/nation-detectingcardamom/
Detecting sound of something edible being opened, rooms away.
June 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Detecting sound of something edible being opened, rooms away.
Whoa. Amazed to have hit 400,000 followers here in such a short time (and not detecting any bots). Bluesky has become our new home.
December 31, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Whoa. Amazed to have hit 400,000 followers here in such a short time (and not detecting any bots). Bluesky has become our new home.
Tips For Detecting AI Scams https://theonion.com/tips-for-detecting-ai-scams/
September 9, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Tips For Detecting AI Scams https://theonion.com/tips-for-detecting-ai-scams/
I’m detecting a disturbance in the microplastics
January 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’m detecting a disturbance in the microplastics
Are you detecting a foul-smelling Musky odor wafting through the American electorate?
April 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Are you detecting a foul-smelling Musky odor wafting through the American electorate?
Another trip to the airport, another dick detected by the dick-detecting machine
November 22, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Another trip to the airport, another dick detected by the dick-detecting machine
It's all about history isn't it though.
The men said they were disappointed the ring failed to meet its reserve bid of £8,500, but they would attempt to auction it again in the future... the men hoped it would auction for...somewhere between £25,000 and £30,000.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The men said they were disappointed the ring failed to meet its reserve bid of £8,500, but they would attempt to auction it again in the future... the men hoped it would auction for...somewhere between £25,000 and £30,000.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Medieval ring found by Suffolk detectorists fails to sell
Two detectorists hoped the 14th Century ring would sell for between £25,000 and £30,000.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 24, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Detecting
A Cat Front
A Cat Front
September 23, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Detecting
A Cat Front
A Cat Front
I love your disinformation and detecting deception posts on twitter!
March 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I love your disinformation and detecting deception posts on twitter!
Estonia’s Border Guard Board has closed the Saatse Boot passage after detecting increased Russian border activity.
October 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Estonia’s Border Guard Board has closed the Saatse Boot passage after detecting increased Russian border activity.
It’s useful to remember that the cognitive tests he’s taking are aimed at detecting illness the way an STI test might look for venereal disease.
May 27, 2026 at 10:30 PM
It’s useful to remember that the cognitive tests he’s taking are aimed at detecting illness the way an STI test might look for venereal disease.
detecting and defeating lung
February 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
detecting and defeating lung
He’s joking. Are you constitutionally incapable of detecting sarcasm?
April 22, 2026 at 9:02 PM
He’s joking. Are you constitutionally incapable of detecting sarcasm?
we’re particularly good at detecting bullshit
July 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
we’re particularly good at detecting bullshit
Sometimes, you aren't detecting AI. You're detecting the original source material used to train AI.
I guess the goal is to make us all worse writers.
I guess the goal is to make us all worse writers.
July 22, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Sometimes, you aren't detecting AI. You're detecting the original source material used to train AI.
I guess the goal is to make us all worse writers.
I guess the goal is to make us all worse writers.
CERN is detecting beings coming in and out of portals
March 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
CERN is detecting beings coming in and out of portals
I’m detecting…a pattern.🧐
January 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I’m detecting…a pattern.🧐
Father-in-law YouTube update: the Scottish metal-detecting guy he likes hasn't been posting much due to health issues, but he found another Scottish metal-detecting guy who he thinks is actually much more informative. I am listening to him find an old coin right now. Pretty loud.
December 23, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Father-in-law YouTube update: the Scottish metal-detecting guy he likes hasn't been posting much due to health issues, but he found another Scottish metal-detecting guy who he thinks is actually much more informative. I am listening to him find an old coin right now. Pretty loud.
the united states needs a cryptocurrency reserve in case it needs to import massive amounts of heroin without the united states detecting it or as a hedge against the collapse of the united states
March 3, 2025 at 3:31 PM
the united states needs a cryptocurrency reserve in case it needs to import massive amounts of heroin without the united states detecting it or as a hedge against the collapse of the united states
Detecting disease seems to be the metric.
I really don't know what it means for a RIF to be "Democrat-oriented." Either they are targeting RIFs in Democrat house districts or they are targeting perceived Democrat employees. Regardless, sounds like an impermissible reason coupled with a First Amendment issue under Rutan v. Republican Party.
Q: How many layoffs have you authorized?
TRUMP: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.
TRUMP: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.
October 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Detecting disease seems to be the metric.
Detecting some bias in the company Slack
May 7, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Detecting some bias in the company Slack
