My man looks like the kind of Christian who spends all his time quoting Deuteronomy while ignoring the gospels
November 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
My man looks like the kind of Christian who spends all his time quoting Deuteronomy while ignoring the gospels
i really thought audrey would say “old deuteronomy from that fantasy play in bigtop burger”
October 31, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i really thought audrey would say “old deuteronomy from that fantasy play in bigtop burger”
I always preferred Deuteronomy
November 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I always preferred Deuteronomy
I've seen enough.
Old Deuteronomy has chosen Grizabella to be the Jellicle Cat to be reborn into a new Jellicle LIFE!!!!
Old Deuteronomy has chosen Grizabella to be the Jellicle Cat to be reborn into a new Jellicle LIFE!!!!
Judi Dench as Old Deuteronomy: Sassy Smile
Alt: Judi Dench as Old Deuteronomy: Sassy Smile
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November 4, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I've seen enough.
Old Deuteronomy has chosen Grizabella to be the Jellicle Cat to be reborn into a new Jellicle LIFE!!!!
Old Deuteronomy has chosen Grizabella to be the Jellicle Cat to be reborn into a new Jellicle LIFE!!!!
It must have been ol Deuteronomy
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November 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
It must have been ol Deuteronomy
His own Rabbi condemned him. He has no concept of Deuteronomy 16:20.
October 31, 2026 at 3:10 AM
His own Rabbi condemned him. He has no concept of Deuteronomy 16:20.
“You shall appoint judges and officials in all your gates.”
(Deuteronomy 16:18)
VOTE.
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(Deuteronomy 16:18)
VOTE.
Need help? Visit 411.org or call or text 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683).
November 3, 2026 at 1:33 PM
“You shall appoint judges and officials in all your gates.”
(Deuteronomy 16:18)
VOTE.
Need help? Visit 411.org or call or text 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683).
(Deuteronomy 16:18)
VOTE.
Need help? Visit 411.org or call or text 866-OUR-VOTE (866-687-8683).
Quarter-zip sweaters are condemned in the Book of Deuteronomy
October 29, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Quarter-zip sweaters are condemned in the Book of Deuteronomy
“Remember how the Lord your God led you all the way in the wilderness these forty years, to humble and test you in order to know what was in your heart, whether or not you would keep his commands.” —Deuteronomy 8:2–3
GO F*ING VOTE. THESE PEOPLE VOTE.
GO F*ING VOTE. THESE PEOPLE VOTE.
November 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
“Remember how the Lord your God led you all the way in the wilderness these forty years, to humble and test you in order to know what was in your heart, whether or not you would keep his commands.” —Deuteronomy 8:2–3
GO F*ING VOTE. THESE PEOPLE VOTE.
GO F*ING VOTE. THESE PEOPLE VOTE.
Today's Bible Verse:
God has said, "Look! I have given you all this land. Go there and take it for yourselves." Deuteronomy 1:8a
#Bible #bibleverse #blessings #PromiseOfGod #BelieveInGod #TrustGod
God has said, "Look! I have given you all this land. Go there and take it for yourselves." Deuteronomy 1:8a
#Bible #bibleverse #blessings #PromiseOfGod #BelieveInGod #TrustGod
November 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Today's Bible Verse:
God has said, "Look! I have given you all this land. Go there and take it for yourselves." Deuteronomy 1:8a
#Bible #bibleverse #blessings #PromiseOfGod #BelieveInGod #TrustGod
God has said, "Look! I have given you all this land. Go there and take it for yourselves." Deuteronomy 1:8a
#Bible #bibleverse #blessings #PromiseOfGod #BelieveInGod #TrustGod
Countdown Day 8: Another heterotopia is the City of Refuge: cities set aside in Numbers and Deuteronomy for unintentional killers, those who are “objectively guilty but subjectively innocent” (Levinas/Eisenstadt). A place of ambiguity and complex accountability.
Abolition Ecclesiology Countdown Day 9: The Highway of God goes with the Eucharist: not as a “central source and summit” but as bread for the journey, signifying and enacting solidarity with those on the margins and the move.
Countdown Day 10: One heterotopia is the Highway of God. “Make straight in the desert a Highway for our God. Every valley shall be exalted and the rough places plain….”
November 2, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Countdown Day 8: Another heterotopia is the City of Refuge: cities set aside in Numbers and Deuteronomy for unintentional killers, those who are “objectively guilty but subjectively innocent” (Levinas/Eisenstadt). A place of ambiguity and complex accountability.
Do not be afraid. The Lord goes with you. He will never leave you. — Deuteronomy 31:6 — LINK TO URL — https://christian-left-merch.com/products/101332166-do-not-be-afraid-the-lord-goes-with-you-he-will-ne-t-shirt
November 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Do not be afraid. The Lord goes with you. He will never leave you. — Deuteronomy 31:6 — LINK TO URL — https://christian-left-merch.com/products/101332166-do-not-be-afraid-the-lord-goes-with-you-he-will-ne-t-shirt
😢 Deuteronomy 28:15-67.
November 3, 2026 at 6:37 PM
😢 Deuteronomy 28:15-67.
old deuteronomy must act.
October 29, 2026 at 7:27 PM
old deuteronomy must act.
This morning's Promise: Blessing Deuteronomy 28:12
November 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This morning's Promise: Blessing Deuteronomy 28:12
Ah, I see, Audrey's one and only flaw.
At the very least he is already predisposed to absolutely loving the 1998 cast recording. Ken Page as Old Deuteronomy is legendary!
At the very least he is already predisposed to absolutely loving the 1998 cast recording. Ken Page as Old Deuteronomy is legendary!
November 1, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Ah, I see, Audrey's one and only flaw.
At the very least he is already predisposed to absolutely loving the 1998 cast recording. Ken Page as Old Deuteronomy is legendary!
At the very least he is already predisposed to absolutely loving the 1998 cast recording. Ken Page as Old Deuteronomy is legendary!
When I'm reading Deuteronomy and the pages keep sticking together.
October 28, 2026 at 2:50 PM
When I'm reading Deuteronomy and the pages keep sticking together.
You also can't eat lobsters on pain of death. You CAN, however, rape an unengaged woman so long as you pay her dad 50 shekels (Deuteronomy 22:29). You can also murder Prisoners of War and rape their womenfolk (Deuteronomy 21:10). Oh, and beat your slaves to death (Exodus 21:21). The bible is gross.
October 30, 2026 at 9:49 PM
You also can't eat lobsters on pain of death. You CAN, however, rape an unengaged woman so long as you pay her dad 50 shekels (Deuteronomy 22:29). You can also murder Prisoners of War and rape their womenfolk (Deuteronomy 21:10). Oh, and beat your slaves to death (Exodus 21:21). The bible is gross.
Today's promise: Deuteronomy 28:12 🙏 godsmanypromises.com
November 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Today's promise: Deuteronomy 28:12 🙏 godsmanypromises.com
And the LORD, he it is that doth go before thee; he will be with thee, he will not fail thee, neither forsake thee: fear not, neither be dismayed.
✨️Deuteronomy 31:8 KJV
✨️Deuteronomy 31:8 KJV
November 2, 2026 at 5:13 PM
And the LORD, he it is that doth go before thee; he will be with thee, he will not fail thee, neither forsake thee: fear not, neither be dismayed.
✨️Deuteronomy 31:8 KJV
✨️Deuteronomy 31:8 KJV
Nonsense!
I’ts only wool and linen socks that are banned!
Deuteronomy 22:11
I’ts only wool and linen socks that are banned!
Deuteronomy 22:11
October 30, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Nonsense!
I’ts only wool and linen socks that are banned!
Deuteronomy 22:11
I’ts only wool and linen socks that are banned!
Deuteronomy 22:11
What the FUCK do you MEAN that Dewey's full name is DEUTERONOMY
October 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
What the FUCK do you MEAN that Dewey's full name is DEUTERONOMY