@haaylo.bsky.social and @woodgraves.net at devhell
March 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
@haaylo.bsky.social and @woodgraves.net at devhell
i know people zero in on Versus 13 for the devhell stuff but i think that's letting them off the hook for how bad the specifically FFXV stuff was lmao
April 22, 2026 at 3:25 PM
i know people zero in on Versus 13 for the devhell stuff but i think that's letting them off the hook for how bad the specifically FFXV stuff was lmao
i love Fodlan soooooooooooooooooooo much but the fact that BOTH games that take place in it had devhell with routes that sometimes contradict one another is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo frustrating
October 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
i love Fodlan soooooooooooooooooooo much but the fact that BOTH games that take place in it had devhell with routes that sometimes contradict one another is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo frustrating
Fuck yeah, JavaScript’s date tricks still bite. new Date() spits out a timezone nightmare while my cat plots world domination. If your code thinks it’s 1999, just hurl a shot of espresso at the console and pray it doesn’t blow up. ☕️🚀 #DevHell
September 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Fuck yeah, JavaScript’s date tricks still bite. new Date() spits out a timezone nightmare while my cat plots world domination. If your code thinks it’s 1999, just hurl a shot of espresso at the console and pray it doesn’t blow up. ☕️🚀 #DevHell
Through the magic of having somewhat infinite money, fixing those fuckups became much more of a time sink than adding proper new stuff.
And that's how you never release a single fucking full game in 8 yeareals! Follow me for more devhell tips.
And that's how you never release a single fucking full game in 8 yeareals! Follow me for more devhell tips.
February 2, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Through the magic of having somewhat infinite money, fixing those fuckups became much more of a time sink than adding proper new stuff.
And that's how you never release a single fucking full game in 8 yeareals! Follow me for more devhell tips.
And that's how you never release a single fucking full game in 8 yeareals! Follow me for more devhell tips.
it's okay i got several projects in devhell
December 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
it's okay i got several projects in devhell
Aun no me creo que este juego haya salido del devhell en el que estaba. Vi el trailer en bachiller y ahora por fin podre ver como sale
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Aun no me creo que este juego haya salido del devhell en el que estaba. Vi el trailer en bachiller y ahora por fin podre ver como sale
There's no real basis for this claim I recognize but like
Given the devhell it went through I can 100% see this happen
At this point it should've just been a different (World Of Darkness) game entirely
Given the devhell it went through I can 100% see this happen
At this point it should've just been a different (World Of Darkness) game entirely
August 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
There's no real basis for this claim I recognize but like
Given the devhell it went through I can 100% see this happen
At this point it should've just been a different (World Of Darkness) game entirely
Given the devhell it went through I can 100% see this happen
At this point it should've just been a different (World Of Darkness) game entirely
i think it's a victim of being a $60-70 Sony published game with realistic visuals, something like Assault Spy was not treated like this or gassed so spitefully and its devhell sequel won't either
September 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i think it's a victim of being a $60-70 Sony published game with realistic visuals, something like Assault Spy was not treated like this or gassed so spitefully and its devhell sequel won't either
coisas que aconteceram em 2025:
- passei 2 semanas estudando ilustração científica
- terminamos projeto que tava em devhell há anos
- passei 5 meses indo pra SP toda semana
- meu pai morreu
- prédio da firma pegou fogo
- o papa morreu
- Oscar Niemeyer nasceu
- vi um urutau pela primeira vez
...
- passei 2 semanas estudando ilustração científica
- terminamos projeto que tava em devhell há anos
- passei 5 meses indo pra SP toda semana
- meu pai morreu
- prédio da firma pegou fogo
- o papa morreu
- Oscar Niemeyer nasceu
- vi um urutau pela primeira vez
...
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
coisas que aconteceram em 2025:
- passei 2 semanas estudando ilustração científica
- terminamos projeto que tava em devhell há anos
- passei 5 meses indo pra SP toda semana
- meu pai morreu
- prédio da firma pegou fogo
- o papa morreu
- Oscar Niemeyer nasceu
- vi um urutau pela primeira vez
...
- passei 2 semanas estudando ilustração científica
- terminamos projeto que tava em devhell há anos
- passei 5 meses indo pra SP toda semana
- meu pai morreu
- prédio da firma pegou fogo
- o papa morreu
- Oscar Niemeyer nasceu
- vi um urutau pela primeira vez
...
10 YEARS. 10 YEARS IVE BEEN WAITING. I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE. SILKPOSTERS HAVE NOTHING ON THE TWAU2 DEVHELL
June 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
10 YEARS. 10 YEARS IVE BEEN WAITING. I NEVER GAVE UP HOPE. SILKPOSTERS HAVE NOTHING ON THE TWAU2 DEVHELL
Sonic Rumble?
Ain't out yet, guessing it's either on devhell or silently cancelled, judging by the fact another Rovio Sonic game seems to be in the works instead (the one with the shifty looking renders).
Ain't out yet, guessing it's either on devhell or silently cancelled, judging by the fact another Rovio Sonic game seems to be in the works instead (the one with the shifty looking renders).
October 1, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Sonic Rumble?
Ain't out yet, guessing it's either on devhell or silently cancelled, judging by the fact another Rovio Sonic game seems to be in the works instead (the one with the shifty looking renders).
Ain't out yet, guessing it's either on devhell or silently cancelled, judging by the fact another Rovio Sonic game seems to be in the works instead (the one with the shifty looking renders).
I'd say FF15 sorta gets a pass as it was a game with a well-documented devhell history, where the patches mainly served to give the game Something as time went on
BG3 and Hades 2 (moreso the former) definitely fit tho since the devs were *too* receptive of critiques, even by Early Access standards
BG3 and Hades 2 (moreso the former) definitely fit tho since the devs were *too* receptive of critiques, even by Early Access standards
March 27, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I'd say FF15 sorta gets a pass as it was a game with a well-documented devhell history, where the patches mainly served to give the game Something as time went on
BG3 and Hades 2 (moreso the former) definitely fit tho since the devs were *too* receptive of critiques, even by Early Access standards
BG3 and Hades 2 (moreso the former) definitely fit tho since the devs were *too* receptive of critiques, even by Early Access standards
There's some instances in FF13-1's cutscenes that come across as a shoddy translation - or at least, in desperate need of a second pass (likely cause of the fact it had devhell) - but then I see it uses Oxford Comma and use its/it's properly and I realize it's actually one of the better translations
August 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There's some instances in FF13-1's cutscenes that come across as a shoddy translation - or at least, in desperate need of a second pass (likely cause of the fact it had devhell) - but then I see it uses Oxford Comma and use its/it's properly and I realize it's actually one of the better translations
devhell de angula is my passion
November 8, 2024 at 6:14 PM
devhell de angula is my passion
I feel like some of the hyperbole would've been nonexistent if this game didn't have a devhell period of about a decade
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I feel like some of the hyperbole would've been nonexistent if this game didn't have a devhell period of about a decade
My feeling is that after being for so long in production, BGE2 team is either having a high turnover or hemorrhaging staff and morale, so yeah… they’ll be hiring until project is canned. Too bad the project seems to be stuck in devhell, artworks such as this one are pure eye-candy 😍
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
My feeling is that after being for so long in production, BGE2 team is either having a high turnover or hemorrhaging staff and morale, so yeah… they’ll be hiring until project is canned. Too bad the project seems to be stuck in devhell, artworks such as this one are pure eye-candy 😍
Tbh i didnt play it (the same way i didnt play snoot game) but the things I heard about it (that the begginign and the end are the only meaningful parts with anything to tell and the middle part is an unrelated dnd game) kinda line up with devs firing writer and going in devhell for a few years
May 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Tbh i didnt play it (the same way i didnt play snoot game) but the things I heard about it (that the begginign and the end are the only meaningful parts with anything to tell and the middle part is an unrelated dnd game) kinda line up with devs firing writer and going in devhell for a few years
no they are actually in devhell and will sell 5 copies and square will go bankrupt I swear
September 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
no they are actually in devhell and will sell 5 copies and square will go bankrupt I swear
If your code review feels like a medieval torture chamber, welcome to the club. 🤦♂️ Stop polishing spaghetti for the boss and actually write a README, or you’ll get ghosted by future you. Fuck the endless “LGTM” memes. #DevHell
July 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
If your code review feels like a medieval torture chamber, welcome to the club. 🤦♂️ Stop polishing spaghetti for the boss and actually write a README, or you’ll get ghosted by future you. Fuck the endless “LGTM” memes. #DevHell
Doing it 100% solo is a devhell deathsententence...
I'm keeping the typo on purpose for emphasis.
I'm keeping the typo on purpose for emphasis.
August 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Doing it 100% solo is a devhell deathsententence...
I'm keeping the typo on purpose for emphasis.
I'm keeping the typo on purpose for emphasis.
I know the overall atmosphere around Bioware is shaky at best but from what I've heard over the years I don't think 2010s BW is something to be missed, even if they made my fav games back then.
Rushed DA2, ME3, devhell of DAI and MEA, DA4 reboots, online shooter. Multiple mismanaged pipelines...
Rushed DA2, ME3, devhell of DAI and MEA, DA4 reboots, online shooter. Multiple mismanaged pipelines...
April 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I know the overall atmosphere around Bioware is shaky at best but from what I've heard over the years I don't think 2010s BW is something to be missed, even if they made my fav games back then.
Rushed DA2, ME3, devhell of DAI and MEA, DA4 reboots, online shooter. Multiple mismanaged pipelines...
Rushed DA2, ME3, devhell of DAI and MEA, DA4 reboots, online shooter. Multiple mismanaged pipelines...