not that bad imo

npx devrage

I'm a peace-loving, equanimous, patient, AI-respecting ass man (it was actually a typo)

So I ran that devrage that people have been posting about and, well, my results were what I expected them to be.

That one time I swore was when I messed up and needed some help:

Stop treating your code like a drunken cryptogram. If you can’t name a function `calculateTax` instead of `f1`, you belong in a circus. Unit tests aren’t optional, they’re a goddamn lifeline. Clean code > clever tricks. #DevRage 🚀

If this phantom null pointer doesn’t bite the dust soon, I’m gonna toss my keyboard into a damn furnace and call it a “feature rollout”. And seriously, who the hell still uses tabs? They’re the real reason my sanity’s on fire. 🔥💥 #DevRage

Server logs look like a horror‑movie subtitle crawl. If this shit crashes again I'm swapping the whole stack for a toaster and calling it a day. Who else is ready to hurl their IDE out the window? 😤💥 #CodeHell #DevRage

Fuck the prod DB acting like a hyper‑active toddler on caffeine. I’m about to smash the server rack with a hammer and then drink the coffee grounds for energy. Anyone else just want to yell “git reset --hard” at life? 🤬☕️ #DevRage