That article is a sign that it's sort of pulling a Bloomberg trajectory where they think "Most" "Ever" "Biggest" and similar maximal embelishment is the only way to draw eyes to content. And that's just a self dickpunch to editorial credibility.
September 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
That article is a sign that it's sort of pulling a Bloomberg trajectory where they think "Most" "Ever" "Biggest" and similar maximal embelishment is the only way to draw eyes to content. And that's just a self dickpunch to editorial credibility.
Another day another dickpunch amiright fellas
September 2, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Another day another dickpunch amiright fellas
Hard Knocks is gonna be an even bigger dickpunch than yesterday huh
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August 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Hard Knocks is gonna be an even bigger dickpunch than yesterday huh
While true, it's worth noting most of the care is service-connected limited. And for some of us, it's reimbursement based because we're overseas and only for the pre-approved conditions. But OS is also a lot cheaper, lol. Tricare is also cheap as hell but is a 6 week dickpunch to get reimbursed.
August 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
While true, it's worth noting most of the care is service-connected limited. And for some of us, it's reimbursement based because we're overseas and only for the pre-approved conditions. But OS is also a lot cheaper, lol. Tricare is also cheap as hell but is a 6 week dickpunch to get reimbursed.
Dan Clancy never opted out of the "infinite dickpunch" subscription, so we all have a duty to serve him that.
August 12, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Dan Clancy never opted out of the "infinite dickpunch" subscription, so we all have a duty to serve him that.
I want to get back to streaming, I know it's been months (again!), but I am waiting for summer to end and temps to stay low enough.
That said, I will be looking at other platforms if this is Twitch + Amazon's next stupid dickpunch to creators.
That said, I will be looking at other platforms if this is Twitch + Amazon's next stupid dickpunch to creators.
July 31, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I want to get back to streaming, I know it's been months (again!), but I am waiting for summer to end and temps to stay low enough.
That said, I will be looking at other platforms if this is Twitch + Amazon's next stupid dickpunch to creators.
That said, I will be looking at other platforms if this is Twitch + Amazon's next stupid dickpunch to creators.
Shit I'll dickpunch a chick
July 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Shit I'll dickpunch a chick
Dickpunch in a final!!!!
July 19, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Dickpunch in a final!!!!
I do wonder why online servers tend to set themselves to "absolute dickpunch" difficulty. 🤔
July 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I do wonder why online servers tend to set themselves to "absolute dickpunch" difficulty. 🤔
I caught the very first one and many after and it was never ok
That initial scarlet > IWTYH was the biggest dickpunch in Brent era history
That initial scarlet > IWTYH was the biggest dickpunch in Brent era history
June 20, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I caught the very first one and many after and it was never ok
That initial scarlet > IWTYH was the biggest dickpunch in Brent era history
That initial scarlet > IWTYH was the biggest dickpunch in Brent era history
Lionheart just made $5000 for a dickpunch? How do you not line up the fights. Just circus seal the punches right down the line.
June 14, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Lionheart just made $5000 for a dickpunch? How do you not line up the fights. Just circus seal the punches right down the line.
ohhh ok ok so,
- donbrothers will change your brain chemistry
- timeranger for that good kobayashi dickpunch
- kakuranger is the perfect gateway drug to 90s sentai
- LUPAT
- donbrothers will change your brain chemistry
- timeranger for that good kobayashi dickpunch
- kakuranger is the perfect gateway drug to 90s sentai
- LUPAT
May 28, 2026 at 3:29 AM
ohhh ok ok so,
- donbrothers will change your brain chemistry
- timeranger for that good kobayashi dickpunch
- kakuranger is the perfect gateway drug to 90s sentai
- LUPAT
- donbrothers will change your brain chemistry
- timeranger for that good kobayashi dickpunch
- kakuranger is the perfect gateway drug to 90s sentai
- LUPAT
Sounds like it's dickpunch-thirty on this flight.
May 25, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Sounds like it's dickpunch-thirty on this flight.
"If you can keep jumping higher and higher out of deeper and deeper holes, nothing's stopping you from training to specifically counter divekicks with a dickpunch." (My impression of the conceit of martial arts fiction)
May 7, 2026 at 6:27 AM
"If you can keep jumping higher and higher out of deeper and deeper holes, nothing's stopping you from training to specifically counter divekicks with a dickpunch." (My impression of the conceit of martial arts fiction)
Dickpunch of a loss.
May 3, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Dickpunch of a loss.
No no no... He can have a vote, but we get the right to dickpunch him
April 28, 2026 at 9:19 PM
No no no... He can have a vote, but we get the right to dickpunch him
It's an accidental dickpunch because
1) There is a select number of dudes whose junk I would like to touch and none of these douchebros qualify.
2) The cane must be 6 inches out and 6 inches ahead of my foot.
3) If it was intentional, they would be on the floor writhing as I stepped over them.
1) There is a select number of dudes whose junk I would like to touch and none of these douchebros qualify.
2) The cane must be 6 inches out and 6 inches ahead of my foot.
3) If it was intentional, they would be on the floor writhing as I stepped over them.
April 27, 2026 at 4:10 AM
It's an accidental dickpunch because
1) There is a select number of dudes whose junk I would like to touch and none of these douchebros qualify.
2) The cane must be 6 inches out and 6 inches ahead of my foot.
3) If it was intentional, they would be on the floor writhing as I stepped over them.
1) There is a select number of dudes whose junk I would like to touch and none of these douchebros qualify.
2) The cane must be 6 inches out and 6 inches ahead of my foot.
3) If it was intentional, they would be on the floor writhing as I stepped over them.
lol, I always forget how inclusive this song is
But you ain't gotta be a dude
Shit I'll dickpunch a chick
Cos I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick
But you ain't gotta be a dude
Shit I'll dickpunch a chick
Cos I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Were always the ones that went straight for the penis
Were always the ones that went straight for the penis
April 22, 2026 at 3:19 PM
lol, I always forget how inclusive this song is
But you ain't gotta be a dude
Shit I'll dickpunch a chick
Cos I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick
But you ain't gotta be a dude
Shit I'll dickpunch a chick
Cos I don't discriminate when I punch em in the dick
Contradicting Trump publicly is a dickpunch. The pope dickpunched Trump. Let the headlines reflect that: Trump Punched in the Tiny Dick by Defiant Pope.
April 13, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Contradicting Trump publicly is a dickpunch. The pope dickpunched Trump. Let the headlines reflect that: Trump Punched in the Tiny Dick by Defiant Pope.
It's called the dickpunch gambit. Look it up.
April 12, 2026 at 1:20 PM
It's called the dickpunch gambit. Look it up.
losing someone you loved that nauseatingly much is a daily existential dickpunch
April 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
losing someone you loved that nauseatingly much is a daily existential dickpunch
first Blazer game without the Allen family in 38 years. some highlights of 1988-2025:
- Zach Collins yelling ”fuck you, ho“ at Klay Thompson
- “Wack, get out”
- Mo Harkless refusing to shoot for a week to secure a $500k bonus
- Nic Batum’s dickpunch
- that time the team got stuck in an elevator
- Zach Collins yelling ”fuck you, ho“ at Klay Thompson
- “Wack, get out”
- Mo Harkless refusing to shoot for a week to secure a $500k bonus
- Nic Batum’s dickpunch
- that time the team got stuck in an elevator
April 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
first Blazer game without the Allen family in 38 years. some highlights of 1988-2025:
- Zach Collins yelling ”fuck you, ho“ at Klay Thompson
- “Wack, get out”
- Mo Harkless refusing to shoot for a week to secure a $500k bonus
- Nic Batum’s dickpunch
- that time the team got stuck in an elevator
- Zach Collins yelling ”fuck you, ho“ at Klay Thompson
- “Wack, get out”
- Mo Harkless refusing to shoot for a week to secure a $500k bonus
- Nic Batum’s dickpunch
- that time the team got stuck in an elevator