Painting lil warhammer dudes is a very serious hobby. Anyways, here's a dicksaber and a live reaction from the peanut gallery.

Spaceballs may have been playing in the background.

Nobody: ...

My 4 AM Brain:
So if Jedi technically mind-control their lightsabers into the tubey sword shape, how come no one's ever mind-shaped theirs into a dick?

#AskingTheImportantQuestions
#DickSaber

no this is correct. anything i've ever done with flower genitalia for him has been erased. we on that dicksaber now

i wonder where the edit is to turn the viper swords into a double ended dicksaber

“dicksaber!” you exclaim eagerly and then you unwrap it and its just a dick