#Diets
Just read that the average woman goes on 7 diets in her lifetime and I was like “WTF” because I’ve been on 7 diets since lunch.
September 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Same pose, very different diets 👀
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I'm on two diets now.

There wasn't enough food in just one.
March 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The fundamental problem with low-carb diets is that bread is *delicious*.
August 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
“I tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”

- Dolly Parton
September 25, 2026 at 6:53 PM
"There is ZERO reason pets should be fed raw diets. Stop endangering pets because of wellness influencer disinformation."
H5N1 is a concern for many reasons—it is also the reason domestic cats are dying after being fed raw pet food and raw dairy.

This “idea” is an atrocity.

For ACTUAL information on H5N1, read some of my articles on the topic:

news.immunologic.org/p/the-death-...
The death of a domestic cat from bird flu is a reminder: raw pet diets are not safe.
There is ZERO reason pets should be fed raw diets. Stop endangering pets because of wellness influencer disinformation.
news.immunologic.org
March 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Diets
March 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’m suggesting that they confine their diets to pork, lard, & alcohol for optimal results
September 24, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I-I don’t think my diets working 💦💦
#ssbhm #fatfur #weightgain #bellykink
February 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Diets going fine, why do you ask?
February 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/
April 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Jesse’s Diets
#thefastshow
November 20, 2024 at 7:46 AM
I was going to start a new diet for New Years but there's a bunch of old diets I haven't finish yet.
December 31, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club
August 27, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Once again, please immediately stop feeding your cats any raw food— no raw milk, no raw meat. This includes commercial diets, homemade diets, and freeze dried raw treats and meal toppers
February 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"The Senate will be MORE aggressive seeking savings from Medicare" is at "the vampires will be MORE aggressive seeking iron for their diets" levels of language obfuscation.
New: The Senate will be MORE aggressive in seeking savings from Medicaid than the House reconciliation bill. And the provider tax will take a bigger hit. Per 4 ppl w @eleanormueller.bsky.social

More details to come this afternoon but folks beginning to get briefed ...
June 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
man you guys have weird diets...
February 3, 2026 at 3:33 AM
A reminder that losing SNAP will be particularly devastating to those whose disabilities require them to have special diets.

The disability tax is real.

Everything costs more when you’re sick, and special diets are no exception.

Boost & donate to mutual aid. People need help.
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I loathe diets. I’m not on one, I just hate them.
March 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
when i get asked how the diets going
September 12, 2024 at 1:59 PM
@tillyfluff.bsky.social commission ! sometimes it's good to get out of the diets 🍪🐰💦
July 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
People don’t read so their media diets are shit
February 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Donald is such a lowbrow slob. Feeding Olympic athletes, who are probably on strict diets, greasy fast food is so stupid and disrespectful.
February 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
High fiber diets and their consequences
February 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Jesse’s Diets
#thefastshow
April 12, 2025 at 8:55 AM