A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A Texas megachurch pastor and GOP leader has been arrested for crimes against children. Not Robert Morris, a different one. Not Josiah Anthony, a different one. Not Luke Cunningham, a different one. Not Tony Evans, a different one. Not Scott Crenshaw, a different one. Not Steve Lawson, a different o
So far we’ve heard 12 different primary reasons for the war, 7 different main objectives, and 5 different exit strategies.
March 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
So far we’ve heard 12 different primary reasons for the war, 7 different main objectives, and 5 different exit strategies.
What a different world we could have.
March 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
What a different world we could have.
Two different countries. Two different headlines.
August 7, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Two different countries. Two different headlines.
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
Tastes different
October 25, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Tastes different
The same shit, different assholes
April 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The same shit, different assholes
Breaking: People’s faces do different things at different times
October 19, 2024 at 4:44 AM
Breaking: People’s faces do different things at different times
same methods, different era
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
same methods, different era
Same actors.
100% different characters
100% different characters
October 16, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Same actors.
100% different characters
100% different characters
Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
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Texas Bans Being Different Around Children
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As of Friday, there have been 46 cases in which federal judges have blocked Trump policies.
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
March 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
As of Friday, there have been 46 cases in which federal judges have blocked Trump policies.
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
The rulings in those cases have come from 39 different judges appointed by 5 different presidents (of both parties) to 11 different district courts across 7 different circuits.
Maybe it's not the judges?
Per @johnleguizamo.bsky.social:
“Medicaid is called by different names in different states! Stay awake America you lose everything you rely on!”
“Medicaid is called by different names in different states! Stay awake America you lose everything you rely on!”
March 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Per @johnleguizamo.bsky.social:
“Medicaid is called by different names in different states! Stay awake America you lose everything you rely on!”
“Medicaid is called by different names in different states! Stay awake America you lose everything you rely on!”
Different games, different rules, different ways to see things.
March 21, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Different games, different rules, different ways to see things.
Two very different Christmas messages
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Two very different Christmas messages
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
(replying) Hey man your post should've been different. You should've used a different word or possibly expressed a totally different idea entirely. Preferably the one I would've used
Each circle has a different story.
August 10, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Each circle has a different story.
Different countries have different ways of saying “papers please” and that’s okay
April 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Different countries have different ways of saying “papers please” and that’s okay
Same shit, different asshole
November 20, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Same shit, different asshole
September 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Different strokes
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Different strokes
Different Tastes
July 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Different Tastes
A different time in a different place 🌿
June 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
A different time in a different place 🌿
The different reactions….
September 13, 2026 at 7:08 PM
The different reactions….