It’s not 3 dimensional chess, it’s never 3 dimensional chess
April 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It’s not 3 dimensional chess, it’s never 3 dimensional chess
Struggling Americans Forced To Work Extra-Dimensional 4th Shift https://theonion.com/struggling-americans-forced-to-work-extra-dimensional-4-1819570326/
September 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Struggling Americans Forced To Work Extra-Dimensional 4th Shift https://theonion.com/struggling-americans-forced-to-work-extra-dimensional-4-1819570326/
They are never ever ever playing three dimensional chess
I'm sure this Cabinet of inexperienced grifters who excel solely at advancing their own careers will produce an administration that runs like a well-oiled machine.
November 13, 2024 at 10:27 PM
They are never ever ever playing three dimensional chess
Three-dimensional chess
Donald Trump has made himself—and by extension, us—the laughing stock of the world.
April 12, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Three-dimensional chess
Is this one-dimensional chess?
Trump banned Politico from the White House because it ran “negative” stories from a leaker.
And that leaker was JD Vance.
And that leaker was JD Vance.
The Source Behind The Ban
The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned.
www.status.news
September 24, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Is this one-dimensional chess?
It must be five-dimensional chess.
July 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It must be five-dimensional chess.
![Comic. Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure. [mockup of “2x4” piece of wood showing the dimensions as 1½“ by 3 ½“] Dimensional lumber sizes are tricky. A “2x4” is actually 1½“ by 3 ½“, and a “1x8” is ¾“ by 7⅛“. [two tape measures: one is labeled 12’, the other 12’*] If you know someone into carpentry or woodworking, get them our *dimensional lumber tape measure*. [A “normal tape measure” with even increments and a “dimensional lumber tape measure” with increments at different lengths for each inch] *Don’t tell them you got it*—just leave it in their toolbox. They’ll appreciate the surprise when all their measurements work out!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreigv4ewit5j2o4jyy5twrm5kz4bv5iq7ve72fg7b6dncksdluntfnq)
September 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Now this is a person who might be playing three dimensional chess
Melania: “Now is the time for Congress to act, Epstein was not alone.”
April 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Now this is a person who might be playing three dimensional chess
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July 15, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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The tiktok dimensional scream
July 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM
The tiktok dimensional scream
September 1, 2024 at 6:30 PM
They're so busy trying to play four-dimensional chess they forget they are losing at three-dimensional tic tac toe
Hey its fucking wierd more of the dems platform isnt "we will give you abortion rights back"
September 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
They're so busy trying to play four-dimensional chess they forget they are losing at three-dimensional tic tac toe
Dimensional Ever Loving Abomination
2021
2021
February 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Dimensional Ever Loving Abomination
2021
2021
Trump is playing 11-dimensional chess
🚨 BREAKING: OMB has just issued a memo *rescinding* the previous memo freezing all federal financial assistance programs.
Full text, per government source:
Full text, per government source:
January 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Trump is playing 11-dimensional chess
7-dimensional checkers
WSJ: The likelihood of Iran closing the strait was discussed, Gen Caine predicted it, and Trump decided “Tehran would likely capitulate before closing the strait — and even if Iran tried, the U.S. military could handle it.”
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
Trump Knew the Risk of Iran Blocking the Strait of Hormuz. He Still Went to War.
The president told his White House team that Tehran would likely capitulate before closing the strait, the world’s most vital shipping lane.
www.wsj.com
March 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
7-dimensional checkers
December 8, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Three-dimensional chess, but he’s eating the pieces
In case you wanted a sentiment check, Trump just reposted his post from yesterday saying he was purposely crashing the stock market
This is real, he actually posted this
April 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Three-dimensional chess, but he’s eating the pieces
SKY ENCOUNTER☁️❔
a dimensional delivery dog cut-scene
a dimensional delivery dog cut-scene
March 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
SKY ENCOUNTER☁️❔
a dimensional delivery dog cut-scene
a dimensional delivery dog cut-scene
Dimensional Brainrot and new age slang
September 2, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Dimensional Brainrot and new age slang
The Lumi in his two dimensional prison
October 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM
The Lumi in his two dimensional prison
flirting with your own cross-dimensional counterpart
November 9, 2024 at 4:10 PM
flirting with your own cross-dimensional counterpart
Nah. As one official from Trump’s last administration famously put it, Trump doesn’t play “the sort of three-dimensional chess people ascribe to [him]. More often than not he's just eating the pieces.”
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tari...
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tari...
January 12, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Nah. As one official from Trump’s last administration famously put it, Trump doesn’t play “the sort of three-dimensional chess people ascribe to [him]. More often than not he's just eating the pieces.”
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tari...
www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tari...
hes kinda mountainous, 3 dimensional even
April 22, 2026 at 6:33 PM
hes kinda mountainous, 3 dimensional even