#DinnerLady
April 5, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Also the police response to a report of serious online harassment seemed effectively the same as a dinnerlady telling you to stay away from the kid bullying you in the playground - which didn’t work with playground bullying and certainly doesn’t work with stalking.
June 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
sliding 50p into the cleavage of a dinnerlady to pay for your lunch #PotteryThrowdown
September 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
35 years as primary dinnerlady, finally recognised.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
We gave our Trix a triple: Beatrix/Trixie/Bea, one each if she's Prime Minister, stripper or dinnerlady.
December 20, 2024 at 3:33 PM
I love Marie but the very short hair makes her look like a bitter dinnerlady. #totp
February 6, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hello , mon 1er post !!!
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@Dinnerlady
August 20, 2023 at 5:08 PM
Here's a go at a front cover for my comic 'Submarine Dinnerlady' robjacksoncomics.blogspot.com/2025/07/fron...
Front Cover for 'Submarine Dinnerlady'
Here's a go at the front cover for 'Submarine Dinnerlady'. Might change some things on this.
robjacksoncomics.blogspot.com
July 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Maybe your downstairs loo is being haunted by an old dinnerlady? Would explain things nicely.
October 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Tonight on “The Adventures of Dinnerlady”!
May 10, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Drawing another go at a cover for my comic 'Submarine Dinnerlady' today.
July 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I forget some people know nothing about football. Offered my sister £10 to name a current footballer and the club he plays for.

The very closest she came was Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for “Madrid, Barcelona and Spain”.

Other attempts included “Dinnerlady man”, “Coleen’s husband” and “that Jack”
September 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
My mum had an enormous zest for life, despite being worn down by the stress of money worries and everything else. At one time she had three jobs - dinnerlady, plus moonlighting as a cleaner and waitress. But she was always singing and dancing around our flat. She had a lovely voice too.
March 15, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Picture a 1980s chain smoking granny with black dyed perm.

Picture that hair.

You know what I mean. It's hard to describe but it has never existed since, almost like a motorbike helmet of curly hair, but with no spring in it. She's a dinnerlady or someone's nan. She's crabby

Right, picturing her?
September 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Fringe day 4;

@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social solo show debut in a cube.
Rare Phil Ellis bus material.
Learnt a lot about Laura Lexx’ vagina.
Saw @otterrix.bsky.social brutally murdered in a dark room.
A lovely lemonade from Alwin ruined by a dinnerlady fingering my mouth (ACMS obvs).
Fringe day 3;

We were up John-Luking our Roberts.
Was in a three man kick line with Ed Easton.
Had a big old nap!
ACMS!
Fringe day 2;

Chrissy on what’s in the box.
Nick Helm complimented my lovely new hat then read some poems.
Ted Hill gave me a gun.
Wario told me to go fuck myself.
Saw five minutes of acms.
August 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
In our latest episode we discuss the legendary Leyline High episode Harvest Scare-stival from 1984. (You remember? It's the one with the Corn-on-the-Cob Monster that kills the dinnerlady?)

And we also get onto the subject of our favourite autumnal hymns. 🍂
October 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Here's another go at a cover for my comic 'Submarine Dinnerlady' robjacksoncomics.blogspot.com/2025/07/anot...
Another Cover for 'Submarine Dinnerlady'
Here's another cover for my 'Submarine Dinnerlady' comic.
robjacksoncomics.blogspot.com
July 28, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Here's my first go at a back cover for my comic in progress. I'm thinking I will call it 'Submarine Dinnerlady' as I've not thought of any other names. robjacksoncomics.blogspot.com/2025/07/back...
Back Cover for 'Submarine Dinnerlady'
I'm thinking of calling this comic 'Submarine Dinnerlady', as I haven't thought of any better names. Here's my first go at a back cover for...
robjacksoncomics.blogspot.com
July 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Same in the UK. My grandparents were a psychiatric nurse and a school dinnerlady, and bought a three-bedroom house in the southeast. My dad left school at 15 with no qualifications and became a lawyer (not immediately).
July 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Incompetent Dinnerlady
Spoken Word Poet
Gaslighting Politician
Taxi Driver
February 25, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Here's the very first row of panels from my next comic in progress, featuring a dinnerlady on a submarine robjacksoncomics.blogspot.com/2025/03/chop...
'Chop Chop Chop'
Here's the very first row of panels from my next comic in progress. It features a dinnerlady and is set on a submarine. Not sure of many ot...
robjacksoncomics.blogspot.com
March 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I'd be a dinnerlady, a canning factory worker, a tractor parts manufacturing factory worker or [REEL MISSING] so I guess it depends on how many leftover puddings I get to take home at the end of the day
Enough “what would you do on the commune questions”

If you got sent back 100 years and were given your grandparent’s job, what are you doing?
July 30, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Look the dinnerlady that forced ravioli down my throat as a kid deserves it. It was like she was force feeding me vomit.
March 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I grew up in the East Midlands with Scottish parents, so called it a roll at home, but a cob when asking for one from a dinnerlady. I then moved to Swansea in my 20's and nobody knew what the fuck I was talking about! 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 AM