The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified
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#DipSchmitt
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#DipSchmitt
October 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The staffers who assured Eric Schmitt that Jack Smith was definitely at an Atlanta Hawks game have been identified
#SchmittHead
#DipSchmitt
#SchmittHead
#DipSchmitt
He's a total dipSchmitt!
October 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
He's a total dipSchmitt!
Dipschmitt
October 3, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Dipschmitt
no... dipschmitt...
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October 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
no... dipschmitt...
Sen. DipSchmitt: Were you or were you not stalking the dark alleys of London murdering women?
Jack Smith: No, sir. That would be Jack the Ripper.
Jack Smith: No, sir. That would be Jack the Ripper.
GOP Sen. Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury, claiming he had evidence Smith secretly went to an Atlanta Hawks game.
Then it all backfired in real-time.
Then it all backfired in real-time.
GOP Senator’s Jack Smith ‘Gotcha’ Blows Up in His Face
Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury over supposed evidence placing him at an Atlanta Hawks game. There was just one problem: It was the Iowa Hawkeyes.
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October 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Sen. DipSchmitt: Were you or were you not stalking the dark alleys of London murdering women?
Jack Smith: No, sir. That would be Jack the Ripper.
Jack Smith: No, sir. That would be Jack the Ripper.
"We have evidence you attempted to lure teenagers into drug parties while you were on Long Island. You promised kids you would get them high and take them to a special island."
"No sir, that was the 1973 Billy Joel song 'Captain Jack'. And also President Trump on several occasions."
#dipschmitt
"No sir, that was the 1973 Billy Joel song 'Captain Jack'. And also President Trump on several occasions."
#dipschmitt
October 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
"We have evidence you attempted to lure teenagers into drug parties while you were on Long Island. You promised kids you would get them high and take them to a special island."
"No sir, that was the 1973 Billy Joel song 'Captain Jack'. And also President Trump on several occasions."
#dipschmitt
"No sir, that was the 1973 Billy Joel song 'Captain Jack'. And also President Trump on several occasions."
#dipschmitt
"You never conducted a war on Christmas? You deny that members of your team abducted & tortured Santa Claus?"
"No sir, that was Jack Skellington."
"Then what about the covert underwater surveillance activities you carried out in the Red Sea in 1967?"
"Sir, that was Jacques Cousteau."
#dipschmitt
"No sir, that was Jack Skellington."
"Then what about the covert underwater surveillance activities you carried out in the Red Sea in 1967?"
"Sir, that was Jacques Cousteau."
#dipschmitt
October 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"You never conducted a war on Christmas? You deny that members of your team abducted & tortured Santa Claus?"
"No sir, that was Jack Skellington."
"Then what about the covert underwater surveillance activities you carried out in the Red Sea in 1967?"
"Sir, that was Jacques Cousteau."
#dipschmitt
"No sir, that was Jack Skellington."
"Then what about the covert underwater surveillance activities you carried out in the Red Sea in 1967?"
"Sir, that was Jacques Cousteau."
#dipschmitt
"It's your testimony that you were not born in a crossfire hurricane?"
"No sir, that was Jumpin' Jack Flash."
"And you were never involved with an espionage operation in New York City during the mid-1980's?"
"No sir, again, that was Jumpin' Jack Flash."
#dipschmitt
"No sir, that was Jumpin' Jack Flash."
"And you were never involved with an espionage operation in New York City during the mid-1980's?"
"No sir, again, that was Jumpin' Jack Flash."
#dipschmitt
October 2, 2026 at 5:59 PM
"It's your testimony that you were not born in a crossfire hurricane?"
"No sir, that was Jumpin' Jack Flash."
"And you were never involved with an espionage operation in New York City during the mid-1980's?"
"No sir, again, that was Jumpin' Jack Flash."
#dipschmitt
"No sir, that was Jumpin' Jack Flash."
"And you were never involved with an espionage operation in New York City during the mid-1980's?"
"No sir, again, that was Jumpin' Jack Flash."
#dipschmitt
Such a Dipschmitt.
October 2, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Such a Dipschmitt.
My new favorite is Dipschmitt.
October 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
My new favorite is Dipschmitt.
😆🤣
What a fucking Dipschmitt.
What a fucking Dipschmitt.
October 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
😆🤣
What a fucking Dipschmitt.
What a fucking Dipschmitt.
How about just "dipschmitt"?
October 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
How about just "dipschmitt"?
Schmitthead. Dipschmitt.
October 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Schmitthead. Dipschmitt.
