Asking for directions🚀🌠
February 7, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Asking for directions🚀🌠
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck https://theonion.com/google-maps-introduces-crawling-directions-for-cyclists-hit-by-truck/
September 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck https://theonion.com/google-maps-introduces-crawling-directions-for-cyclists-hit-by-truck/
Can you give me directions to Walter Reed?
May 26, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Can you give me directions to Walter Reed?
She really need directions...
March 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
She really need directions...
Joan? of The Day: Directions
May 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Joan? of The Day: Directions
Today’s ear directions are west and northwest.
March 28, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Today’s ear directions are west and northwest.
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be https://theonion.com/dads-driving-directions-hinge-on-where-old-shell-station-used-to-be/
August 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be https://theonion.com/dads-driving-directions-hinge-on-where-old-shell-station-used-to-be/
My butt looks like it’s giving directions
November 26, 2024 at 8:25 AM
My butt looks like it’s giving directions
The weight hits yen in all directions 👀
September 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The weight hits yen in all directions 👀
August 24, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Never ask a kobold for directions
January 19, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Never ask a kobold for directions
like ships in the night
May 7, 2026 at 6:06 PM
like ships in the night
"Beaver, transformed in two directions" by Leslie Mesei, 1967. From the book Computer Graphics, Computer Art
May 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
"Beaver, transformed in two directions" by Leslie Mesei, 1967. From the book Computer Graphics, Computer Art
riot cops are shouting directions
December 3, 2024 at 5:28 PM
riot cops are shouting directions
Car Rolls Up To Stoplight Blasting Google Maps Directions https://theonion.com/car-rolls-up-to-stoplight-blasting-google-maps-directio-1819579513/
January 4, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Car Rolls Up To Stoplight Blasting Google Maps Directions https://theonion.com/car-rolls-up-to-stoplight-blasting-google-maps-directio-1819579513/
Update: Manu called again. He is lost and needs directions.
September 4, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Update: Manu called again. He is lost and needs directions.
No one’s ever been this excited to give directions..!
January 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
No one’s ever been this excited to give directions..!
Yes, in both directions
April 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Yes, in both directions
October 1, 2026 at 6:56 PM
June 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
‼️Russians are transferring paratrooper units to Hulyaipole due to heavy losses, - Voloshin
The transfer of Russian army airborne units to the Hulyaipole and Orikhiv directions has been recorded. This indicates a high level of Russian losses in these directions.
The transfer of Russian army airborne units to the Hulyaipole and Orikhiv directions has been recorded. This indicates a high level of Russian losses in these directions.
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
‼️Russians are transferring paratrooper units to Hulyaipole due to heavy losses, - Voloshin
The transfer of Russian army airborne units to the Hulyaipole and Orikhiv directions has been recorded. This indicates a high level of Russian losses in these directions.
The transfer of Russian army airborne units to the Hulyaipole and Orikhiv directions has been recorded. This indicates a high level of Russian losses in these directions.
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me
September 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
how i be getting around in my car now that Apple Maps and Google Maps are dead to me