Welcome to the first-ever Bed Jail Broadcast. This week we're talking demons, body horror, family grief, homemade ribs, and one absolutely cursed teeth scene that nearly made my soul leave my body. Join me, Luna Bean, and M&M as we settle into the couch and dive into The Mummy (2026), a horror film that isn't interested in your comfort and is all the better for it.

Sometimes Bed Jail™ is survival mode. Sometimes it’s sanctuary. This week’s broadcast takes us into the blood-soaked chaos of The Boys Season One, where superheroes are brands, corporations play god, and emotional stability becomes a distant memory. Watched from under blankets with Luna nearby and my nervous system barely hanging on, this one’s about power, rage, grief, and the strange comfort of finding stories that make you feel a little less alone.

The Den belongs to Luna this week. Between migraine days, cold rain betrayals, forbidden puddles, TV ritual grief, and emergency peanut butter pie shortages, the Service Dingo™ is here to report on the state of the household during her second Adoptiversary week. Spoiler alert: Mama is supervised. Constantly.