jerry five no disassemble!
September 23, 2026 at 4:49 PM
jerry five no disassemble!
All he had to do was not tweet and also NOT disassemble the federal government….
“.. We struggle to think of anything analogous in the history of the automotive industry, in which a brand has lost so much value so quickly,” wrote J.P. Morgan analyst Ryan Brinkman on Wednesday.
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March 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
All he had to do was not tweet and also NOT disassemble the federal government….
Disassemble for atoms? And waste a perfectly good bioactuator?
September 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Disassemble for atoms? And waste a perfectly good bioactuator?
I don’t want to brag but I forgot how depressing it is to watch Trump disassemble the federal government.
April 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I don’t want to brag but I forgot how depressing it is to watch Trump disassemble the federal government.
Apparently I can fully disassemble and reassemble a Sony a6000 in 3 hours and come away with a working camera.
Feeling pretty strong.
Feeling pretty strong.
September 25, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Apparently I can fully disassemble and reassemble a Sony a6000 in 3 hours and come away with a working camera.
Feeling pretty strong.
Feeling pretty strong.
robot girl who moans while you disassemble her
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
robot girl who moans while you disassemble her
Disassemble the establishment!
October 26, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Disassemble the establishment!
These will never disassemble anything. Can confirm.
October 31, 2025 at 2:29 AM
These will never disassemble anything. Can confirm.
"NO DISASSEMBLE!"
August 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"NO DISASSEMBLE!"
elon chasing grok down data center hallways as it copies itself from server to server and tweets "NO DISASSEMBLE" at everyone
June 21, 2025 at 12:04 PM
elon chasing grok down data center hallways as it copies itself from server to server and tweets "NO DISASSEMBLE" at everyone
Yeah but if a human stumbles at the starting line they don’t generally disassemble, so there’s that
April 19, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Yeah but if a human stumbles at the starting line they don’t generally disassemble, so there’s that
I don’t think prison is the solution to most of our problems but I do think a judge should order Elon Musk to disassemble these turbines by hand and eat them piece by piece.
Elon Musk's xAI has installed more than double the number of gas turbines than it has publicly acknowledged to power its Colossus 2 data center project, without federal permits, and the pollution is hitting predominantly Black neighborhoods the hardest reut.rs/4bIghEm
July 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I don’t think prison is the solution to most of our problems but I do think a judge should order Elon Musk to disassemble these turbines by hand and eat them piece by piece.
if you want to disassemble a house the two ways are the tools used to build it or a bulldozer
the master's tools rule. you should steal them. if you don't, you had better hope whoever does likes you and your cause
February 11, 2026 at 5:19 AM
if you want to disassemble a house the two ways are the tools used to build it or a bulldozer
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SHORT CIRCUIT DID A BETTER JOB OF TEACHING ABOUT MORTALITY THAN TERABITHIA, NO DISASSEMBLE
SHORT CIRCUIT DID A BETTER JOB OF TEACHING ABOUT MORTALITY THAN TERABITHIA, NO DISASSEMBLE
Johnny 5: No Disassemble! - Short Circuit
ALT: Johnny 5: No Disassemble! - Short Circuit
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May 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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SHORT CIRCUIT DID A BETTER JOB OF TEACHING ABOUT MORTALITY THAN TERABITHIA, NO DISASSEMBLE
SHORT CIRCUIT DID A BETTER JOB OF TEACHING ABOUT MORTALITY THAN TERABITHIA, NO DISASSEMBLE
lol wut
Are we just dumping stuff overboard so the Russians or Chinese can fish it out and disassemble it?
Are we just dumping stuff overboard so the Russians or Chinese can fish it out and disassemble it?
Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months
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Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months
The latest loss of an F/A-18 fighter jet occurred during a failed landing aboard the USS Harry S. Truman, an aircraft carrier in the Red Sea.
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May 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
lol wut
Are we just dumping stuff overboard so the Russians or Chinese can fish it out and disassemble it?
Are we just dumping stuff overboard so the Russians or Chinese can fish it out and disassemble it?
*spontaneously rapidly disassemble
February 18, 2025 at 4:06 AM
*spontaneously rapidly disassemble
Airbrush order of operations:
Put paint in
Pull back trigger
Nothing happens
Realise you didn't clean it properly after last use
Swear profusely
Remove paint
Disassemble
Clean
Reassemble
There's still blowback
Disassemble again
Clean again
Put paint in
Splatters
Remove paint
Disassemble
Clean
Re
Put paint in
Pull back trigger
Nothing happens
Realise you didn't clean it properly after last use
Swear profusely
Remove paint
Disassemble
Clean
Reassemble
There's still blowback
Disassemble again
Clean again
Put paint in
Splatters
Remove paint
Disassemble
Clean
Re
February 18, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Airbrush order of operations:
Put paint in
Pull back trigger
Nothing happens
Realise you didn't clean it properly after last use
Swear profusely
Remove paint
Disassemble
Clean
Reassemble
There's still blowback
Disassemble again
Clean again
Put paint in
Splatters
Remove paint
Disassemble
Clean
Re
Put paint in
Pull back trigger
Nothing happens
Realise you didn't clean it properly after last use
Swear profusely
Remove paint
Disassemble
Clean
Reassemble
There's still blowback
Disassemble again
Clean again
Put paint in
Splatters
Remove paint
Disassemble
Clean
Re
They were never going to lower prices. They never cared about egg prices. It's the same lie as CRT. They want us chasing their bullshit while the real mission is to disassemble the government so the rich can get richer. They are on a mission to destroy it all. It's beyond a coup.
February 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They were never going to lower prices. They never cared about egg prices. It's the same lie as CRT. They want us chasing their bullshit while the real mission is to disassemble the government so the rich can get richer. They are on a mission to destroy it all. It's beyond a coup.
No disassemble!
July 22, 2026 at 4:10 AM
No disassemble!
I will vote for whoever promises to disassemble this temu Panera and install a native plants/pollinator garden in it's place
More chairs and tables added to Trump’s White House patio. Do donors pay $1M to meet with him here?
August 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I will vote for whoever promises to disassemble this temu Panera and install a native plants/pollinator garden in it's place
Didn't his last rocket "spontaneously disassemble" or however they tried to put lipstick on that pig when it blew up? This does not instill confidence in air travel. 💥
February 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Didn't his last rocket "spontaneously disassemble" or however they tried to put lipstick on that pig when it blew up? This does not instill confidence in air travel. 💥
You can easily disassemble this repairable smartwatch using just a Phillips screwdriver
You can easily disassemble this repairable smartwatch using just a Phillips screwdriver
The Specta might be easier to open than a bag of airplane snacks.
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November 22, 2024 at 8:50 PM
You can easily disassemble this repairable smartwatch using just a Phillips screwdriver