“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
'“Why is it all Mr. Dibbler’s films are set against the background of a world gone mad?” said the dwarf.
Soll’s eyes narrowed. “Because Mr. Dibbler,” he growled, “is a very observant man.”'
“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
'“Why is it all Mr. Dibbler’s films are set against the background of a world gone mad?” said the dwarf.
Soll’s eyes narrowed. “Because Mr. Dibbler,” he growled, “is a very observant man.”'
'“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”'
“Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show.”
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”
“In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid.”
“In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid.”
'“Why is it all Mr. Dibbler’s films are set against the background of a world gone mad?” said the dwarf.
Soll’s eyes narrowed. “Because Mr. Dibbler,” he growled, “is a very observant man.”'
'“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”'
“In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid.”
'“Why is it all Mr. Dibbler’s films are set against the background of a world gone mad?” said the dwarf.
Soll’s eyes narrowed. “Because Mr. Dibbler,” he growled, “is a very observant man.”'
📚 tinyurl.com/discworld-be...
and Happy Anniversary 📚
discworld.com/product/desi...
The perfect gifts for the upcoming season.
#IndependentBookShop #Discworld #DiscworldOfficial
#TerryPratchett #SirTerryPratchett
📚 tinyurl.com/discworld-be...
and Happy Anniversary 📚
discworld.com/product/desi...
The perfect gifts for the upcoming season.
#IndependentBookShop #Discworld #DiscworldOfficial
#TerryPratchett #SirTerryPratchett
Have a wonderful Wednesday and a humptastic hump day! 😘😘😘🍑
Have a wonderful Wednesday and a humptastic hump day! 😘😘😘🍑
this is a great joke but it is a joke you can only come up with if you're the kind of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how words work
this is a great joke but it is a joke you can only come up with if you're the kind of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how words work
And that people have again forgotten that it HAS NO SECOND R.
'“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”'
“In my experience, what every true artist wants, really wants, is to be paid.”
'“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord."
Vetinari looked at his secretary in surprise. "Well, of course it is. It has to deal with the male one.”'
But I would...
But I would...