Pinocchio abridged out now on YT!

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#disneyabridged #disneymovie #pinocchio #classicdisney #parody #abridged #sketchcomedy #comedy #disneycomedy #geppetto #jiminycricket #bluefairy #honestjohn #whale #whalenightmares

Stormtrooper income does NOT support a Savi's Workshop habit but here we are ⚔️💸 #Stormtrooper #GalaxysEdge #StarWars #DisneyAdult #DisneyComedy #SavisWorkshop #GrownUpMagic

Me at 7am on vacation frantically booking Lightning Lanes like I am managing a hedge fund portfolio ⚡📱 #GeniePlus #LightningLane #DisneyAdult #DisneyComedy #DisneyWorld #GrownUpMagic

My therapist thinks my Dole Whip dependency is concerning. I think she needs to try a Dole Whip 🍍✨ #DoleWhip #DisneyAdult #DisneyWorld #DisneyComedy #DisneyFood #GrownUpMagic

RIP It's Tough to Be a Bug, the show that traumatized children for 25 years. We will miss you even though you terrified us 🐛💔 Welcome Zootopia! 🐰 #Zootopia #ItsToughToBeABug #AnimalKingdom #DisneyAdult #DisneyComedy #GrownUpMagic

23 MagicBands that don't work but represent 23 trips so they're STAYING 💀💫 #MagicBand #DisneyMagicBand #DisneyAdult #DisneyComedy #DisneyWorld #DisneyParks #DisneyLife #DisneyCollector #DisneyTok #DisneyFan #DisneyObsessed #DisneyMemories #GrownUpMagic

My Apple Watch: "Great workout today!" Me: I literally just walked around EPCOT eating food 🍷✨ #DisneyAnnualPass #AnnualPassholder #DisneyAdult #DisneyComedy #GrownUpMagic

Suggesting a non-Disney cruise to your Disney-loving spouse hits different 🚢💔 Once you've experienced the magic at sea, there's no going back! Drop a ⚓ if you're Disney Cruise Line for LIFE!
#DisneyCruise #DisneyCruiseLine #DisneyAdult #DCL #DisneyAtSea #DisneyComedy #DisneyLife #DisneyHumor

POV: You're explaining your trust issues to your therapist 💀 #DisneyAdult #DisneyDiningPlan #DisneyComedy #DisneyWorld #DisneyParks #DisneyLife #DisneyFan #DisneyHumor #DisneyTok #DisneySide #DisneyObsessed

The math isn't mathing but I need those new sequin ears 💀✨ #MickeyEars #DisneyEars #DisneyAdult #DisneyMerch #DisneyComedy #DisneyTok #DisneyCollector #DisneyLife #DisneyObsessed #DisneyStyle #DisneyParks