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This is disqualifying.
Per Sen Eric Schmitt (R-MO), Pete Hegseth is pledging to Senators that he wouldn’t drink while serving as Defense Secretary
December 4, 2024 at 9:41 PM
This is disqualifying.
Kaine: "Should committing a sexual assault be disqualifying to be secretary of defense? Not a hard question. Should spousal abuse be disqualifying? Not a hard question. Should drunkenness on the job be disqualifying? Not a hard question. He wouldn't answer any of them."
January 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Kaine: "Should committing a sexual assault be disqualifying to be secretary of defense? Not a hard question. Should spousal abuse be disqualifying? Not a hard question. Should drunkenness on the job be disqualifying? Not a hard question. He wouldn't answer any of them."
Disqualifying
ELIZABETH WARREN: Did Donald Trump lose the 2020 election?
KEVIN WARSH: Uhm, we try to keep politics if I'm confirmed out of the Federal Reserve
WARREN: I'm just asking a factual question
WARSH: I believe this body certified the election
WARREN: That's not the question I'm asking
KEVIN WARSH: Uhm, we try to keep politics if I'm confirmed out of the Federal Reserve
WARREN: I'm just asking a factual question
WARSH: I believe this body certified the election
WARREN: That's not the question I'm asking
April 21, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Disqualifying
If true, this is disqualifying. Full stop.
November 22, 2024 at 1:36 AM
If true, this is disqualifying. Full stop.
disqualifying all by itself
“Fly”????????
August 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
disqualifying all by itself
Multiple credible claims that Bove urged DOJ employees to break the law and ignore the judiciary. And the GOP Senate decided this is not disqualifying because nothing is disqualifying.
By a vote of 50-49, the #Senate confirmed Emil J. Bove III to be a United States Circuit Judge for the Third Circuit
Republican Senators Collins and Murkowski voted against.
Senator Hagerty did not vote.
No further votes this evening.
Republican Senators Collins and Murkowski voted against.
Senator Hagerty did not vote.
No further votes this evening.
July 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Multiple credible claims that Bove urged DOJ employees to break the law and ignore the judiciary. And the GOP Senate decided this is not disqualifying because nothing is disqualifying.
Saying “I promise not to drink on the job” because you have a record of drinking on the job, should be disqualifying as fuck for ANY job, let alone the Secretary of Defense.
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Saying “I promise not to drink on the job” because you have a record of drinking on the job, should be disqualifying as fuck for ANY job, let alone the Secretary of Defense.
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”
Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?
1000% disqualifying.
By the by, I learned this recently, lest anyone be tempted by @jackschlossberg.bsky.social’s candidacy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
1000% disqualifying.
This alone is disqualifying
‘Fetterman went on to make statements that shocked people. In opposing a cease-fire, he said, “Let’s get back to killing.” A person who heard the conversation told me, “He said, ‘Kill them all.’”’
John Fetterman’s Struggle
The senator insists he is in good health. But staffers past and present say they no longer recognize the man they once knew.
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May 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This alone is disqualifying
Happy 250th everyone. The Founders’ faith is now disqualifying.
“Unitarian Universalists and Deists, who were reportedly excluded from the latest list, are among two categories represented among signers of the Declaration of Independence.”
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Defense Department to drop atheists, pagans, 175 others from list of military faiths
(RNS) — The new list includes 31 recognized faiths, most of them Christian denominations.
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June 5, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Happy 250th everyone. The Founders’ faith is now disqualifying.
Sometimes thinking a Nazi Tattoo is disqualifying is thinking a Nazi Tattoo is disqualifying.
September 25, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Sometimes thinking a Nazi Tattoo is disqualifying is thinking a Nazi Tattoo is disqualifying.
Indeed. Character and integrity are entirely disqualifying in this administration.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Indeed. Character and integrity are entirely disqualifying in this administration.
Disqualifying!
2028 presidential contender Senator Mark Kelly says he is "always going to stand by (our ally) Israel" on Sunday's Meet the Press at NBC. He denies the Gaza genocide, says Bibi made "some mistakes" and criticizes Mamdani for calling Netanyahu a war criminal.
Sen. Mark Kelly: ‘I’m going to always stand by Israel as a nation’
The Arizona senator, who is weighing a presidential bid, also urged Israelis to oust Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the upcoming elections
jewishinsider.com
July 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Disqualifying!
Assuming (heh) this is true...it's disqualifying for the presidency, right? As in resign immediately disqualifying.
(AP) — President Donald Trump suffered “mental anguish” from CBS News' editing of a “60 Minutes” interview with Democratic opponent Kamala Harris last fall, his lawyers are arguing in court papers.
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May 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Assuming (heh) this is true...it's disqualifying for the presidency, right? As in resign immediately disqualifying.
Every reaction from any Democrat that stops short of impeachment is utterly disqualifying.
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Every reaction from any Democrat that stops short of impeachment is utterly disqualifying.
this is fucking deranged, embarrassing and disqualifying
February 4, 2026 at 12:36 AM
this is fucking deranged, embarrassing and disqualifying
Caring this much about South Park is disqualifying for anything, let alone leading the country.
Tax dollars at work, baby!!!!!
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July 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Caring this much about South Park is disqualifying for anything, let alone leading the country.
Hegseth just now basically said that we should ignore the Geneva Conventions.
This alone should be disqualifying.
This alone should be disqualifying.
January 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hegseth just now basically said that we should ignore the Geneva Conventions.
This alone should be disqualifying.
This alone should be disqualifying.
Disqualifying answer.
GOODLANDER: I want to give you an opportunity to truthfully answer a very simple question -- who won the 2020 election?
COLBY: I'm not gonna talk about that issue
GOODLANDER: ... You swore an oath to our Constitution
COLBY: I'm not going to be drawn out on an issue of political contention
COLBY: I'm not gonna talk about that issue
GOODLANDER: ... You swore an oath to our Constitution
COLBY: I'm not going to be drawn out on an issue of political contention
March 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Disqualifying answer.
Oh man. That's disqualifying.
Will Senate Democrats try to block the nomination?
Will Senate Democrats try to block the nomination?
EXCLUSIVE: A judge was lobbying for a seat on the federal bench. After he sided with the president in a defamation case, Donald Trump gave him one.
A judge sided with Trump. Behind the scenes, he was lobbying for a nomination.
Ed Artau was already meeting with Senate staff about securing a nomination to the federal bench when he sided with Trump in a case, according to a new Senate disclosure obtained by POLITICO.
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June 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Oh man. That's disqualifying.
Will Senate Democrats try to block the nomination?
Will Senate Democrats try to block the nomination?
It's disqualifying, and I hope she faces a tough primary in 2028.
September 23, 2026 at 6:03 PM
It's disqualifying, and I hope she faces a tough primary in 2028.