LightNews — News, ranked by scholars

Bob Osser

@lostmyticket.bsky.social

Trump says Biden is at stage 9 with his prostrate cancer when there are only 4 levels or stages - this just goes to show how much medical science he really knows...

#trump #joebiden #Bidenscancer #doctorTrump

May 20, 2025 at 8:50 AM

David Yale

@everyonelovesmikey.bsky.social

Hey #JDVance your master #DonOld was not joking … he was just being his usual disgusting, narcissistic, demented self. And his gaslighting on top of it is laughable. #DoctorTrump

April 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM

joe•iuculano 🇨🇦🇮🇹🇪🇺

@iuculano.bsky.social

Baha!

#DoctorTrump

Francis Ford Copulate @francis-f-copulate.bsky.social · Apr 13

this new series is actually disappointing…

April 13, 2026 at 11:46 PM

Chrisingie

@chrisingie.bsky.social

JD Vance has defended that AI Jesus image, and he's a Catholic.
He ain't a Catholic, nor a Christian if he defends that image.
It's bloody blasphemous, and is against Catholicism and Christianity.
#Christianity #Catholism #JDVance #JesusTrump #DoctorTrump

April 15, 2026 at 9:04 AM

Chrisingie

@chrisingie.bsky.social

You get rushed into hospital and there is Doctor Donald J. Trump to heal you, make you better.
He has powers like Jesus Christ to heal you, lol.
#Trump #JesusChrist #DoctorTrump

April 14, 2026 at 2:00 AM

Veteran With a Cause

@rebelvet.bsky.social

#DoctorTrump disregard for human life in his 1st term, telling America COVID-10 is just the flu that will go away in the spring—then dismantled the Disease Control Center that monitors outbreaks to fund his failed WALL! NOW after stopping the Air Defense System, Ukraine is defenceless! A WAR CRIME!

March 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM

DStan58

@dstan58.bsky.social

Name the last guy who won when he beefed with the Pope?
#DoctorTrump

April 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM

Jeff C. 🇺🇦🇬🇱

@jeff.indieweb.social.ap.brid.gy

I asked Claude's ‘Haiku’ model what the image Trump posted is intended to represent.

Haiku is Claude's dumbest model and, somehow, it managed to figure it out.

HuffPo: "Trump Says Depiction Of Him As Jesus Is Actually ‘Me As A Doctor’"

#uspol #doctortrump […]

[Original post on indieweb.social]

Screenshot of a conversation with Claude’s Haiku model. At the top is a stylized image of Donald Trump dressed as a messianic figure, surrounded by other figures, with an American flag and angels flying in the sky.

The conversation:

Me: What is the dominant figure in this image intended to be? Limit answer to a single sentence.

Haiku: The image depicts a political figure rendered in a messianic or divine style, with religious iconography suggesting spiritual or redemptive symbolism.

Me: Does the figure resemble a doctor? Limit answer to a single sentence.

Haiku: No, the figure is not depicted as a doctor; the red garment and religious/messianic imagery suggest a different svmbolic representation.

April 13, 2026 at 7:37 PM

Donald J. Trump

@kingdon2028.bsky.social

HOW DID THEY COME UP WITH THAT?! #FAKENEWS #DOCTORTRUMP #DOCTORDRUMPF 🧑‍⚕️

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Apr 13

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.

April 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM

Sean Murthy

@smurthys.bsky.social

"Supposed to be Red Cross, which we support" 🤣 🤥

us.cnn.com/2026/04/13/p...

#liar #doctorTrump #RedCross

Trump claims the Jesus-like image he posted was meant to depict him as a doctor | CNN Politics

President Donald Trump posted a photo that showed him as a Jesus-like figure. The photo caused a backlash even among some of his supporters. Trump claimed the photo was actually meant to depict him as...

us.cnn.com

April 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM

Bill Addis

@paidprotester.bsky.social

TDS = TRUMP DEFINITELY SENILE
I had to go and double check to see that Trump had actually posted this on Truth Social. He doesn't realize it makes him look like a fool, especially after the Doctor Jesus fiasco. When is that next cognitive test?
#Trump #TDS #AIVideo #DoctorTrump
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July 2, 2026 at 2:25 PM

Bill Addis

@paidprotester.bsky.social

In case you've forgotten the incident, in an Oval Office setting, a man had a medical crisis. This is Donald Trump being a doctor.
#Trump #DoctorTrump #Jesus #DoctorJesus