Honorary doctorates should not be awarded to wealth hoarders whose only acts of scholarship are funding.
March 31, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Honorary doctorates should not be awarded to wealth hoarders whose only acts of scholarship are funding.
Your tamagotchi had a rich inner life and the equivalent of 37 doctorates. Why not.
Bahahahahaha The New York Times just printed an opinion piece declaring "AI is intelligent, so long as we redefine what intelligence means to include it. And soon AI will be conscious, because we'll just redefine consciousness too!"
Nothing means anything! Yay!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
Nothing means anything! Yay!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/o...
Opinion | A.I. Is on Its Way to Something Even More Remarkable Than Intelligence
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Your tamagotchi had a rich inner life and the equivalent of 37 doctorates. Why not.
Doctorates are difficult 🤣🤦🏻♀️
May 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Doctorates are difficult 🤣🤦🏻♀️
There will be doctorates earned studying the sociopathy of this administration
December 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
There will be doctorates earned studying the sociopathy of this administration
do universities also give dishonorary doctorates
August 4, 2026 at 3:30 AM
do universities also give dishonorary doctorates
Never said they would be doctorates from US universities :)
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Never said they would be doctorates from US universities :)
Him and Stoller have doctorates in obscure anti-Asian bigotry
August 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Him and Stoller have doctorates in obscure anti-Asian bigotry
People who get AI to summarise everything so they can complete their doctorates should get the title ‘[tl;]Dr’
May 14, 2026 at 5:18 PM
People who get AI to summarise everything so they can complete their doctorates should get the title ‘[tl;]Dr’
I know a number of actual doctorates who will provide their expert information for a mere $19,999 per month
OPENAI BELIEVES IT CAN CHARGE $20,000 PER MONTH FOR DOCTORATE-LEVEL AI- THE INFORMATION
April 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I know a number of actual doctorates who will provide their expert information for a mere $19,999 per month
God as an adult now, I love school, I just love learning new things is that weird??? If I won the lottery I think I'd just go off the grid and get like 3 doctorates or something
December 1, 2024 at 10:55 PM
God as an adult now, I love school, I just love learning new things is that weird??? If I won the lottery I think I'd just go off the grid and get like 3 doctorates or something
I love when they try to drive home how intelligent a fictional character is by saying they have nine doctorates or whatever. Like, if someone has multiple doctorates, I'm *worried* for that person.
June 22, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I love when they try to drive home how intelligent a fictional character is by saying they have nine doctorates or whatever. Like, if someone has multiple doctorates, I'm *worried* for that person.
they give out doctorates in grifting....???
May 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
they give out doctorates in grifting....???
"Someone named Soapy has two doctorates?" - Joel Fleischman
May 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Someone named Soapy has two doctorates?" - Joel Fleischman
Seen in Georgetown around the corner from RJF Jr’s house: “White House of Horrors”
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Seen in Georgetown around the corner from RJF Jr’s house: “White House of Horrors”
this is just astrology for people with doctorates
THIS IS WHY WE ALL HATE EVOPSYCH. Can we please fucking discredit this pseudo-naturalist bullshit at last?
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
this is just astrology for people with doctorates
I know so many morons with doctorates or law degrees
September 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I know so many morons with doctorates or law degrees
What medical qualifications (doctorates) do you hold?
June 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What medical qualifications (doctorates) do you hold?
I love that era of tv where every “genius” has like 9 doctorates
May 21, 2024 at 1:44 AM
I love that era of tv where every “genius” has like 9 doctorates
They give doctorates in stupidity? Amazing
December 12, 2024 at 2:36 AM
They give doctorates in stupidity? Amazing
When the regime slams people who "get master's degrees and doctorates in irrelevant things," it's pushing for Americans to know and learn less. Ignorance is the regime's secret sauce, though it's not really a secret anymore.
US Trade Representative Jamieson Greer: "These are people who generally haven't lived in the real world. These are people that have failed up. They've borrowed hundreds of thousands of dollars to get master's degrees and doctorates in irrelevant things. We're focused on people who are building."
July 2, 2026 at 4:42 PM
When the regime slams people who "get master's degrees and doctorates in irrelevant things," it's pushing for Americans to know and learn less. Ignorance is the regime's secret sauce, though it's not really a secret anymore.
By @fapo.bsky.social!
When asked if she can truly call herself a doctor because she obtained her doctorates online by being a sapient supercomputer, Wynn usually retorts by asking how many doctorates THEY have compared to her. She has more than you.
So that's DOCTOR Grace to you!
When asked if she can truly call herself a doctor because she obtained her doctorates online by being a sapient supercomputer, Wynn usually retorts by asking how many doctorates THEY have compared to her. She has more than you.
So that's DOCTOR Grace to you!
June 8, 2026 at 9:54 AM
By @fapo.bsky.social!
When asked if she can truly call herself a doctor because she obtained her doctorates online by being a sapient supercomputer, Wynn usually retorts by asking how many doctorates THEY have compared to her. She has more than you.
So that's DOCTOR Grace to you!
When asked if she can truly call herself a doctor because she obtained her doctorates online by being a sapient supercomputer, Wynn usually retorts by asking how many doctorates THEY have compared to her. She has more than you.
So that's DOCTOR Grace to you!
The majority of leaders of the Einsatzgruppe had doctorates in law and other humanities!
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The majority of leaders of the Einsatzgruppe had doctorates in law and other humanities!
Eight of the 15 participants at the Wansee Conference had doctorates.
one reset I'd personally appreciate: behind the insistence that we must offer the electorate a little bigotry is the idea that commoners are more bigoted than the richer and more educated, who can be appealed to with high minded policy. but then you Ctrl+F "phrenology" in the Epstein files
February 18, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Eight of the 15 participants at the Wansee Conference had doctorates.