Five-time draft dodger says what now?
March 21, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Five-time draft dodger says what now?
thirst trap dodger
October 17, 2024 at 5:49 PM
thirst trap dodger
A draft dodger calling allies cowards is maximum USA.
March 20, 2026 at 2:34 PM
A draft dodger calling allies cowards is maximum USA.
BREAKING: Draft-dodger demands military parade for birthday.
May 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
BREAKING: Draft-dodger demands military parade for birthday.
Draft dodger say what?
March 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Draft dodger say what?
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐎𝐮𝐭.
𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧... 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩.
𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧... 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩.
May 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐀𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐎𝐮𝐭.
𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧... 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩.
𝐃𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐃𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐫.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞’𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦 𝐨𝐧... 𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐞𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐮𝐩.
Five-time draft dodger says what?
March 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Five-time draft dodger says what?
federal agents at Dodger Stadium.
June 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
federal agents at Dodger Stadium.
Los Angeles Dodger Kiké Hernández has decided not to attend the team's visit to the White House.
July 13, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Los Angeles Dodger Kiké Hernández has decided not to attend the team's visit to the White House.
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service https://theonion.com/trump-announces-new-dodger-dividend-for-anyone-who-avoided-military-service/
December 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service https://theonion.com/trump-announces-new-dodger-dividend-for-anyone-who-avoided-military-service/
the dodger slut saga continues, full on patreon
January 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
the dodger slut saga continues, full on patreon
Draft dodger cosplays with stolen valor
August 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Draft dodger cosplays with stolen valor
A draft dodger is arresting war veterans for protesting his illegal war with Iran. Remember in November.
April 21, 2026 at 5:03 PM
A draft dodger is arresting war veterans for protesting his illegal war with Iran. Remember in November.
I see 5 time draft dodger is calling people cowards again
March 20, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I see 5 time draft dodger is calling people cowards again
Dodger, the mini dapple piebald dachshund ❤️
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IG: @the_masked_ween
August 2, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Dodger, the mini dapple piebald dachshund ❤️
IG: @the_masked_ween
IG: @the_masked_ween
Generals getting lectured by a draft dodger and a drunk.
Welcome to MAGAmerica.
Welcome to MAGAmerica.
October 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Generals getting lectured by a draft dodger and a drunk.
Welcome to MAGAmerica.
Welcome to MAGAmerica.
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
WASHINGTON—Praising the recipients for their acts of true American cowardice, President Donald Trump proudly announced a new “Dodger Dividend” on Wednesday night for anyone who successfully avoided mi...
theonion.com
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service
Developing: The White House has confirmed they are planning a military parade for the world’s most famous draft dodger.
May 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Developing: The White House has confirmed they are planning a military parade for the world’s most famous draft dodger.
Captain Bonespurs vs Captain Mark Kelly = Draft Dodger vs Decorated Veteran. No contest.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Captain Bonespurs vs Captain Mark Kelly = Draft Dodger vs Decorated Veteran. No contest.
Trump's chart reads: Draft Dodger.
Trump: "When I go to Dover I read charts on all of the young people, and some are unbelievable. Some, they've got a couple of little bad things put in. This is a son who is like a flawless, perfect person. His sheet read so beautifully."
July 22, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Trump's chart reads: Draft Dodger.
There is something uniquely perverse about a 5-time draft dodger sending American men and women to war.
March 26, 2026 at 12:17 PM
There is something uniquely perverse about a 5-time draft dodger sending American men and women to war.
A five-times draft dodger is running the war.
A six-times bankrupter is running the economy.
What could go wrong?
A six-times bankrupter is running the economy.
What could go wrong?
March 20, 2026 at 5:16 PM
A five-times draft dodger is running the war.
A six-times bankrupter is running the economy.
What could go wrong?
A six-times bankrupter is running the economy.
What could go wrong?
Fucking LA Dodgers blowing a Draft Dodger
April 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Fucking LA Dodgers blowing a Draft Dodger