#DogCEO
Thunder outside, lights flickered, & Wes crashes my meeting with a Woody the Woodpecker toy screaming as if it were coming from a cursed VHS tape.
Everyone heard it.
Manager blinked twice for help.
Wes is proud.
I'm now "the one with the haunted bird dog" 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
#caninechaosgoblin #dogs #dogCEO
June 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The boss has logged off.
No meetings were attended, emails answered, or designs approved. He slept through it all and still acts like he deserves a raise.
What do we think?

#StickerArtist #StickerShop #CozyVibes #EtsyShop #Etsy #StickerDesign #SmallBusinessLove #MurphysInk #DogCEO
April 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
CEO of BarkTech Inc.
Disrupting fetch. Monetizing zoomies.
Small dog. Big equity.

@microsoft.com @linkedin.com DM for where to send the check for this innnovation. #DogCEO #BarkTech #SmallDogEnergy #Tailmail #SniffEndorsement #Fetchconomy #ZoomieCapital #LinkedInForDogs
June 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
So, Elon's dog controls the market now? Wake up, sheeple! It's ALWAYS been the dogs! Next they'll be running the Mars colony. Coincidence? I think NOT! #ElonMusk #Floki #DogCEO #Conspiracy
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM