#DogPoop
May it rain dogpoop on my boss
August 7, 2026 at 8:29 AM
the screenshot is from threads where the algorithm boosts posts based on # of comments rather than likes so the platform is unfortunately 99% dogpoop takes engineered for engagement
January 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Going to try and apply for a loan to stay housed and fix my life 😭💔
Send me luck I guess because my luck is dogpoop
September 15, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Nope.

They're made from old mattresses, nazis and dogpoop.

True story.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Darlene re-run. Same old dogpoop, day after day.
October 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
ah, jeez, you got me with the ol' dogpoop handshake again
August 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
dogpoop is trending on nextdoor
July 28, 2026 at 5:21 AM
i stepped in dogpoop inside my own house but that’s okay because once my shoe was clean i did 2.5 miles on the stationary bike and now it’s time for yoga mother fucker!!!
July 4, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I love #NYC and my fellow native #NewYorkers. I may live in #NorthCarolina now, but I'm always a NYC girl at heart.

#NewYorkCity #streetsign #BestCity #elonmusk #tesla #cybertruck #dogshit #poop #dumpster #Deploreon #dogpoop
March 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
it's all subjective at the end of the day, I can be as baffled at some people's takes and tired of negativity as much as someone else can't wrap their head around what I have to be excited about

I just wish that in a world so full of dogpoop bad news every day It was at least easier to be excited
September 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
You can tell there's some higher executive at Nintendo that's just like, "the people don't know what they want. Metroid is great and we'll keep making them until people realize that"

And he's absolutely right and I thank him every day for keeping this series alive despite dogpoop sales
1994… Nintendo… Presents… METROID 3.

Released In Japan 32 years ago today to… well, not all that great a reception and half the sales of the original Metroid for Famicom. And it represented a continued decline in popularity and sales of the series there, despite its legendary rep.
March 19, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Freaks and Geeks.

(also: Lost and Game of Thrones both started strong and then turned to dogpoop.)
Take away all the GOAT candidates: The Wire, Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, and Lost.

What’s the best show outside of that group?
August 1, 2025 at 9:44 AM
They are both dogpoop and we have learned to live with them.
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Best dog poop sign to date.
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#miniatureschnauzer #dogs #teddysetgo206 #carter2go206 #dogpoop
April 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
hearing new hotd is flaming dogpoop when i quit one season ago
Vince McMahon Gulp Reaction
ALT: Vince McMahon Gulp Reaction
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June 20, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Nate Silver has an extremely high opinion of his ability to apply his intelligence way outside of its field of study and it is often hysterical.

The worst parts of his book were the PDoom chapters. Absolute dogpoop stuff.
September 11, 2026 at 3:49 PM
male tts voices are all dogpoop, change my mind.
June 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
be a pal, grab the pile

#hottake #leavenotrace #dogpoop
September 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
dogpoop gif
November 6, 2023 at 1:40 PM
kinda dogpoop at mastermind but whatever 😭
November 8, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I prefer DOGPOOP for the acronym now.

(Delay of Game, Puck Out Of Play)
June 7, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I'm developing a browser plugin that also sends dogpoop to the home of anyone who likes those posts
November 30, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I found this in the park again. Can someone explain why anyone would do this? #dogpoop #poobag #parklife
January 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM