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How to make a Burtsona™ in 5 simple steps!
(Effort and skill are optional)
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Step 1: Make a body of a solid color of your choosing At the very least it's gotta have a big ol mouth and either arms or legs Step 2: Add scribbly eyes scribble em on there without much care. You can try to scribble a shape too! Step 3: Add an accessory of your choice. Could be jewelry, clothing, shoes, anything you wear! Only rule is that there can only be ONE on each Bert Step 4: Give it a name ending in "-Bert" Any old word would do Example here is Vaccumbert could be berrybert or realbert or bertbert
March 11, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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Poison chud, Greenbert
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Green fuckhead.
March 11, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Destined child man Purplebert
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purblebert
March 11, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Evil ungendered child Redbert
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evil fuck.
March 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Precious son Bluebert
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Bluebert Need I say more?
March 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM