#DonOldStroked
maybe the announcement at 2pm tomorrow will be in video form:

“If you’re watching this, something very, very bad happened--the worst, really. And let me tell you, folks, I was tremendous at everything, even dying--much better than Sleepy Joe..."
September 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I'm sure that when he dies we will give him all the respect that he deserves. I know I will.
September 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Does anyone know the over/under on whether he’s still alive? I need to know if I should start chilling my champagne.
September 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Just an early pre-warning to magats,

when he does die, we are going to celebrate like no one ever has before,🎊🍻🎉🥳🤩🍾

We will make sick jokes

We will have no empathy, no sorrow,

and the only thoughts and prayers we will have are those of thank you he's finally gone.
September 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
September 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Watching a livestream of supposedly some announcement from the white house and half the comments in the chat are combinations of "release the epstein files" and "is he dead?"
September 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM