Donald’s grandfather didn’t serve (which is why he was kicked out of Germany).
Donald’s father didn’t serve.
Donald lied to get out of serving.
None of Donald’s children served.
But Donald, Don Jr., and Eric Trump expect you to sacrifice your family members to serve in Donald's illegal war.
Donald’s father didn’t serve.
Donald lied to get out of serving.
None of Donald’s children served.
But Donald, Don Jr., and Eric Trump expect you to sacrifice your family members to serve in Donald's illegal war.
March 28, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Donald’s grandfather didn’t serve (which is why he was kicked out of Germany).
Donald’s father didn’t serve.
Donald lied to get out of serving.
None of Donald’s children served.
But Donald, Don Jr., and Eric Trump expect you to sacrifice your family members to serve in Donald's illegal war.
Donald’s father didn’t serve.
Donald lied to get out of serving.
None of Donald’s children served.
But Donald, Don Jr., and Eric Trump expect you to sacrifice your family members to serve in Donald's illegal war.
Seems that Donald's "irrefutable fact" was refutable after all . . .
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Seems that Donald's "irrefutable fact" was refutable after all . . .
Donald’s makeup is the real border crisis.
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Donald’s makeup is the real border crisis.
The checks cleared in Donald's personal account.
July 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The checks cleared in Donald's personal account.
The only thing that exceeds Donald’s mendacity is Donald’s stupidity.
June 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The only thing that exceeds Donald’s mendacity is Donald’s stupidity.
Donald's pronouns are me & MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
March 27, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Donald's pronouns are me & MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Donald's existence is an argument for abortion.
December 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Donald's existence is an argument for abortion.
Donald’s makeup is the real border crisis.
October 23, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Donald’s makeup is the real border crisis.
Ridicule is Donald's kryptonite. Well, also laws, logic, fidelity, and reality . . .
Iran is trolling Trump again. Hard. This is what happens when global politics becomes reality TV.
March 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Ridicule is Donald's kryptonite. Well, also laws, logic, fidelity, and reality . . .
Donald's record for always being unscrupulous remains unblemished.
Trump’s Caddie magically drops a ball for him not in the deep stuff ⛳️
July 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Donald's record for always being unscrupulous remains unblemished.
Things To Do In Denver When Donald’s Dead
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Things To Do In Denver When Donald’s Dead
Thou shalt not pass the “SAVE Donald’s Rotten Ass” Act.
March 27, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Thou shalt not pass the “SAVE Donald’s Rotten Ass” Act.
Seen reviewing Donald's poorly attended parade. Even Donald is bored.
June 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Seen reviewing Donald's poorly attended parade. Even Donald is bored.
Donald's stupidity is only exceeded by his racism.
March 30, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Donald's stupidity is only exceeded by his racism.
Donald's "disappointment with Putin" manifests...
September 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Donald's "disappointment with Putin" manifests...
Donald's latest book he is yet to read:
May 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Donald's latest book he is yet to read:
Why I never gloat about Donald’s life expectancy.
April 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Why I never gloat about Donald’s life expectancy.
Thou shalt not vote to fund Donald's war.
March 10, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Thou shalt not vote to fund Donald's war.
Maybe if they'd loosen Donald's diaper his cankles wouldn't be so swollen.
July 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Maybe if they'd loosen Donald's diaper his cankles wouldn't be so swollen.
Donald’s trip went well.
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Donald’s trip went well.
Of all of Donald's many lies, this would be the biggest—lie, that is.
December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Of all of Donald's many lies, this would be the biggest—lie, that is.
It’s King Donald’s Military Show of Force Day.
June 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
It’s King Donald’s Military Show of Force Day.
I, for one, am writing to the Pennsylvania attorney general because surely Donald’s statement is enough to open an investigation.
January 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I, for one, am writing to the Pennsylvania attorney general because surely Donald’s statement is enough to open an investigation.
FUN FACT: "Half Mast" was Stormy Daniel's nickname for Donald's penis.
September 10, 2025 at 11:19 PM
FUN FACT: "Half Mast" was Stormy Daniel's nickname for Donald's penis.