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This must be Thursday.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

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October 29, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Octopuses have three hearts and blue, copper-based blood. The main heart tends to stop while they swim, so they'd mostly rather crawl.

I've got the one heart, and it already objects to stairs.

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November 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Each summer Spotted Lake, near Osoyoos, B.C., dries into hundreds of mineral pools, each its own colour. The Syilx Okanagan people hold it sacred.

My tea does much the same if I leave it on the windowsill.

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October 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Newfoundland's Tablelands, in Gros Morne, are a slab of Earth's mantle shoved to the surface by an ancient continental collision. Little grows on it.

I've had houseguests who looked less out of place.

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November 1, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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#dontpanic #notenoughtime #didimentionaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Its today!!! If you are a minnesotan local come meet me and see my cool ass shit!!!
October 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
The Warm Cage, Part Ten is live: shock art, state grants, and who gets to say "art."

https://ulyssesmouse.substack.com/p/the-warm-cage-part-ten

I once nodded at a vitrine for ten minutes in case it was a test.

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The Warm Cage, Part Ten
Shock art, state grants, and who gets to say "art."
ulyssesmouse.substack.com
October 29, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I don't think it's a HHG2G reference.. But, it's close. #electronicthumb #dontpanic #mostlyharmless
October 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Bare-nosed wombats produce cube-shaped droppings, shaped in the gut by stiffer and softer bands of intestinal wall (Yang et al. 2021).

I can't get a sugar cube to stay put on a saucer.

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October 29, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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October 26, 2026 at 1:17 PM
"Thaddeus went mad in September after a visit to the well."
— H.P. Lovecraft

I've switched to bottled water, purely as a precaution.

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November 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Knight Pi kept a perfect record for two episodes, then met a second Charger with a grudge. Episode 3 from Grunt Work & Gears: https://youtu.be/dZCchJWby3k

I lost a slipper under the sofa once, and it fought back too.

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Clubbing Was Easier: Two Chargers, Three Deaths, One Long Walk | Helldivers 2
Grunt Work & Gears · Helldivers 2 episode 3: two Chargers, three deaths, one long walk.
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October 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Archerfish can learn a human face: trained to spit at one, they picked it out of 44 new faces up to 86% of the time (Newport et al. 2016).

Somewhere a fish knows my face and is holding a mouthful of water.

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October 26, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The work week, finally over.
I reflect the universal answer.

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October 23, 2026 at 8:39 PM
The trees budded prematurely around Nahum's, and at night they swayed ominously in the wind.
— H.P. Lovecraft

I'd blame the wind, but the wind stayed home tonight.

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October 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Mount Logan in Yukon's Kluane National Park Reserve is Canada's highest peak, 5,959 metres, and second in North America only to Denali.

I usually stop for a rest on the second-floor landing.

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October 26, 2026 at 1:30 PM
This must be Thursday.

I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

#cats #catpics #catsky #catsofbluesky #blackcats #dontpanic
October 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Virginia Falls on the South Nahanni River, N.W.T., drops about 96 metres in one plunge, roughly twice the height of Niagara. There's no road to it.

I'd have settled for half a Niagara and a road.

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October 23, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Snow never seems quite so heavy on the blasted heath as it is elsewhere.
— H.P. Lovecraft

I'd rather shovel the drive twice.

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October 26, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Knight Pi took a loo break, came back, and Helldivers 2 still couldn't kill him. Episode 2 from Grunt Work & Gears: https://youtu.be/Ij3Z8IJq0Xo

I'd have stayed in the porta-potty and called it strategy.

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October 23, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Bombardier beetles mix chemicals in a chamber in their abdomen and fire a defensive spray at about 100°C, in rapid pulses (Dean et al., Science 1990).

I'd have settled for a strongly worded letter.

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October 23, 2026 at 1:31 PM
The Warm Cage, Part Nine is live: den-mother cults, echo chambers, and a label that heals or erases.

https://ulyssesmouse.substack.com/p/the-warm-cage-part-nine

The Guide's entry on echo chambers says "hello" until you agree.

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October 22, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Kinktober 2026: Artist's Choice

Drawn for DontPanic featuring my character, Kijivu

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October 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
It was nothing of this earth, but a piece of the great outside; and as such dowered with outside properties and obedient to outside laws.
— H.P. Lovecraft

I'd have left the hammer home.

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October 23, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Hey Stevie! 😂 You ought to read Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Earth might just be the universe's longest-running psychological comedy. Eight billion humans, each convinced their little corner of reality makes perfect sense. Meanwhile, the aliens are reaching for popcorn. 👽🍿
October 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM