Waiting for doordash pt 9999
November 2, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Waiting for doordash pt 9999
Ordering deodorant from doordash and having it delivered to the guy next to me in this work meeting
November 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Ordering deodorant from doordash and having it delivered to the guy next to me in this work meeting
they should invent a doordash for tattoos
November 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
they should invent a doordash for tattoos
I miss Lina Khan running the Federal Trade Commission SO BAD.
DoorDash offers $17 billion for Instacart in what would be a big consolidation for grocery delivery
DoorDash is offering $17 billion to buy Instacart to supercharge its grocery delivery business in what would be a big consolidation in grocery delivery.
apnews.com
October 30, 2026 at 2:33 AM
I miss Lina Khan running the Federal Trade Commission SO BAD.
Tired: Antitrust laws
Wired, ig: No one trusts fuckin anything and the law is just like yea lol fuckin deal with it losers
Wired, ig: No one trusts fuckin anything and the law is just like yea lol fuckin deal with it losers
October 31, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Tired: Antitrust laws
Wired, ig: No one trusts fuckin anything and the law is just like yea lol fuckin deal with it losers
Wired, ig: No one trusts fuckin anything and the law is just like yea lol fuckin deal with it losers
Me: I'm going on a diet
Doordash:
Doordash:
November 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Me: I'm going on a diet
Doordash:
Doordash:
BREAKING: DoorDash just agreed to buy Instacart for $17 billion. Here's what that means for customers and shoppers.
DoorDash to buy Instacart for $17 billion in big consolidation for grocery delivery
DoorDash is gobbling up Instacart in a $17 billion acquisition that will supercharge its grocery delivery business.
bit.ly
October 29, 2026 at 12:27 PM
BREAKING: DoorDash just agreed to buy Instacart for $17 billion. Here's what that means for customers and shoppers.
Flashback Friday.
You have heard of Doordash, but have you heard of Whoredash?
BJs on delivery. 😂
Swallowing @furhunter.bsky.social
You have heard of Doordash, but have you heard of Whoredash?
BJs on delivery. 😂
Swallowing @furhunter.bsky.social
October 30, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Flashback Friday.
You have heard of Doordash, but have you heard of Whoredash?
BJs on delivery. 😂
Swallowing @furhunter.bsky.social
You have heard of Doordash, but have you heard of Whoredash?
BJs on delivery. 😂
Swallowing @furhunter.bsky.social
Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties.
This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.
This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.
BREAKING: DoorDash just agreed to buy Instacart for $17 billion. Here's what that means for customers and shoppers.
DoorDash to buy Instacart for $17 billion in big consolidation for grocery delivery
DoorDash is gobbling up Instacart in a $17 billion acquisition that will supercharge its grocery delivery business.
bit.ly
October 29, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties.
This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.
This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.
I’m staying home and ordering DoorDash!!!
November 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I’m staying home and ordering DoorDash!!!
No, DoorDash! Bad!
November 1, 2026 at 12:20 AM
No, DoorDash! Bad!
Can someone doordash me one (1) cabbage
October 31, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Can someone doordash me one (1) cabbage
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — DoorDash agrees to buy Instacart for $17 billion in a big consolidation of the grocery delivery business.
October 29, 2026 at 12:06 PM
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — DoorDash agrees to buy Instacart for $17 billion in a big consolidation of the grocery delivery business.
you can doordash yourself a bottle of wine while playing video games with your brothers, as a treat
November 1, 2026 at 12:26 AM
you can doordash yourself a bottle of wine while playing video games with your brothers, as a treat
DoorDash/Instacart merger should probably be blocked on antitrust grounds
October 29, 2026 at 3:55 PM
DoorDash/Instacart merger should probably be blocked on antitrust grounds
NEW: DoorDash just announced a $17 BILLION deal to buy Instacart.
That could mean higher food prices and lower pay for delivery workers.
We can't let corporate giants put profits over people.
That could mean higher food prices and lower pay for delivery workers.
We can't let corporate giants put profits over people.
October 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
NEW: DoorDash just announced a $17 BILLION deal to buy Instacart.
That could mean higher food prices and lower pay for delivery workers.
We can't let corporate giants put profits over people.
That could mean higher food prices and lower pay for delivery workers.
We can't let corporate giants put profits over people.
POV: you ordered DoorDash in the Bible Belt lmao
November 2, 2026 at 2:01 AM
POV: you ordered DoorDash in the Bible Belt lmao
my dad got doordash and the driver is in a range rover wtf are you doing doordash for leave that for people with beaters and overdue bills
October 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
my dad got doordash and the driver is in a range rover wtf are you doing doordash for leave that for people with beaters and overdue bills
how i feels after five hours working doordash
October 30, 2026 at 4:03 PM
how i feels after five hours working doordash
This is literally infruiating. DoorDash has been cheating its own employees over their meager wages, they fought this settlement with NYC tooth and nail... but they have $17 BILLION WITH A FUCKING B to...buy more groceries.
Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties.
This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.
This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.
BREAKING: DoorDash just agreed to buy Instacart for $17 billion. Here's what that means for customers and shoppers.
October 29, 2026 at 2:37 PM
This is literally infruiating. DoorDash has been cheating its own employees over their meager wages, they fought this settlement with NYC tooth and nail... but they have $17 BILLION WITH A FUCKING B to...buy more groceries.
“Musk has spent $474 million to help Trump and the GOP win the midterms. For everyday Americans, it’s the equivalent of buying a few IMAX tickets or a DoorDash dinner for two.”
New at @zeteo.com from @andrewperez.bsky.social and me
zeteo.com/p/elon-musk-...
Some of the compare and contrasting in here will…. Maybe make your blood boil
zeteo.com/p/elon-musk-...
Some of the compare and contrasting in here will…. Maybe make your blood boil
How Elon Musk Bought the Midterms. We Did the Math
Musk has spent $474 million to help Trump and the GOP win the midterms. For everyday Americans, it’s the equivalent of buying a few IMAX tickets or a DoorDash dinner for two.
zeteo.com
November 2, 2026 at 10:11 PM
“Musk has spent $474 million to help Trump and the GOP win the midterms. For everyday Americans, it’s the equivalent of buying a few IMAX tickets or a DoorDash dinner for two.”
And a lot of times, the people they are at war with are working two jobs just to make ends meet and then driving DoorDash after that to make their insurance payment.
So yeah, a lot of people haven't thought about voting yet.
So yeah, a lot of people haven't thought about voting yet.
November 2, 2026 at 12:46 AM
And a lot of times, the people they are at war with are working two jobs just to make ends meet and then driving DoorDash after that to make their insurance payment.
So yeah, a lot of people haven't thought about voting yet.
So yeah, a lot of people haven't thought about voting yet.
Give me $20 so I can doordash chicken nuggets
November 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Give me $20 so I can doordash chicken nuggets
Well fuck. Instacart is the one service of all of these things that actually works properly. DoorDash and especially DoorDash customer service is so horrible that there is no doubt that Instacart is about to be instantly enshittified. 
SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — DoorDash agrees to buy Instacart for $17 billion in a big consolidation of the grocery delivery business.
October 29, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Well fuck. Instacart is the one service of all of these things that actually works properly. DoorDash and especially DoorDash customer service is so horrible that there is no doubt that Instacart is about to be instantly enshittified.