I got a new doormat. 😉
December 23, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I got a new doormat. 😉
Fuck Marco Rubio. That spineless, feckless fucking weathercuck of a doormat flunky.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
February 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Fuck Marco Rubio. That spineless, feckless fucking weathercuck of a doormat flunky.
Fuck him.
Fuck him.
Here's my doormat. What's yours?
December 29, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Here's my doormat. What's yours?
October 9, 2025 at 11:42 AM
hope you brought urine!
May 31, 2026 at 3:20 PM
hope you brought urine!
Can we just stop being Republican’s doormat?
March 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Can we just stop being Republican’s doormat?
when even the guy who hosts the "I'm a Doormat" podcast thinks you're being too much of a doormat...
Schumer has lost Gavin, repeat Newson has fallen
March 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
when even the guy who hosts the "I'm a Doormat" podcast thinks you're being too much of a doormat...
I think Mochi likes the new doormat.
September 24, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I think Mochi likes the new doormat.
Donald Trump is America’s loudest doormat.
August 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Donald Trump is America’s loudest doormat.
Trump is the world's doormat.
June 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Trump is the world's doormat.
Covering for Meals on Wheels and I spotted an amazing doormat. I want it.
January 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Covering for Meals on Wheels and I spotted an amazing doormat. I want it.
The Republicans in DC have become nothing but a doormat.
Trump: "We have a thing called a war, or as they would rather say, a military operation. It's for legal reasons. Because as a military operation, I don't need any approvals. As a war you're supposed to get approval from Congress. Something like that. So I call it a military operation."
March 28, 2026 at 3:07 AM
The Republicans in DC have become nothing but a doormat.
not the first time the British government has failed to understand that if you act like a doormat you become a doormat.
January 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
not the first time the British government has failed to understand that if you act like a doormat you become a doormat.
No longer a doormat for those who treated me like one.
November 17, 2024 at 12:28 AM
No longer a doormat for those who treated me like one.
me: (clicks "CLAIM YOUR 2024 TRUMP DOORMAT")
(doorbell rings)
Ron DeSantis: hi
(doorbell rings)
Ron DeSantis: hi
At last they are reaching across the aisle.
(This is kind of tempting.)
(This is kind of tempting.)
April 10, 2024 at 10:44 PM
me: (clicks "CLAIM YOUR 2024 TRUMP DOORMAT")
(doorbell rings)
Ron DeSantis: hi
(doorbell rings)
Ron DeSantis: hi
September 27, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Yooo, thank you @cwawtfsaunt.bsky.social for this werewolf themed doormat!! Its not that intimidating, and it makes a weird sound when I step on it. But a free doormat is a free doormat..
October 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Yooo, thank you @cwawtfsaunt.bsky.social for this werewolf themed doormat!! Its not that intimidating, and it makes a weird sound when I step on it. But a free doormat is a free doormat..
America's top diplomat is a doormat.
Sad, Sick, Pathetic
Sad, Sick, Pathetic
March 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
America's top diplomat is a doormat.
Sad, Sick, Pathetic
Sad, Sick, Pathetic
