Commissioned by @nukepony.bsky.social ,
BEHOLD: Doorkicker, the Decepticon enforcer!!! Can you tell what his favorite thing to do is?
What a very Decepticon color scheme. I usually don't like dark, complementary colors together, but it works really well for him. Enjoy!!
#transformers #commission
BEHOLD: Doorkicker, the Decepticon enforcer!!! Can you tell what his favorite thing to do is?
What a very Decepticon color scheme. I usually don't like dark, complementary colors together, but it works really well for him. Enjoy!!
#transformers #commission
June 25, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Commissioned by @nukepony.bsky.social ,
BEHOLD: Doorkicker, the Decepticon enforcer!!! Can you tell what his favorite thing to do is?
What a very Decepticon color scheme. I usually don't like dark, complementary colors together, but it works really well for him. Enjoy!!
#transformers #commission
BEHOLD: Doorkicker, the Decepticon enforcer!!! Can you tell what his favorite thing to do is?
What a very Decepticon color scheme. I usually don't like dark, complementary colors together, but it works really well for him. Enjoy!!
#transformers #commission
Which way JSOC?
Doorkicker for the Special Military Operation to Decartelize Mexico or shave your beard?
Doorkicker for the Special Military Operation to Decartelize Mexico or shave your beard?
March 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Which way JSOC?
Doorkicker for the Special Military Operation to Decartelize Mexico or shave your beard?
Doorkicker for the Special Military Operation to Decartelize Mexico or shave your beard?
The “Dumbass 11B Doorkicker to Law Enforcement” pipeline needs to be shut off. Should’ve been shut off decades ago.
Being an 11B or 19D or 18-whatever should automatically DQ you from applying to be any kind of cop.
Being an 11B or 19D or 18-whatever should automatically DQ you from applying to be any kind of cop.
April 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The “Dumbass 11B Doorkicker to Law Enforcement” pipeline needs to be shut off. Should’ve been shut off decades ago.
Being an 11B or 19D or 18-whatever should automatically DQ you from applying to be any kind of cop.
Being an 11B or 19D or 18-whatever should automatically DQ you from applying to be any kind of cop.
for some reason i feel like deploying GWOT style COIN tactics against your neighbors under the leadership of a drunk, bitter junior officer who’s still mad he got shuffled off to S-9 instead of doing cool doorkicker shit isn’t going to play out the way these people want it to
October 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
for some reason i feel like deploying GWOT style COIN tactics against your neighbors under the leadership of a drunk, bitter junior officer who’s still mad he got shuffled off to S-9 instead of doing cool doorkicker shit isn’t going to play out the way these people want it to
Dumb slang I've invented for DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS
Doorkicker: hirable mercs who steal from corporations
Kick: a mission doorkickers go on
Streetchnecht: heavily augmented warrior, dressed flamboyantly
Polearm: Shorthand for "go fuck yourself"
Long rest: go to bed
Doorkicker: hirable mercs who steal from corporations
Kick: a mission doorkickers go on
Streetchnecht: heavily augmented warrior, dressed flamboyantly
Polearm: Shorthand for "go fuck yourself"
Long rest: go to bed
November 4, 2024 at 3:06 AM
Dumb slang I've invented for DRAGONS DRAGONS DRAGONS
Doorkicker: hirable mercs who steal from corporations
Kick: a mission doorkickers go on
Streetchnecht: heavily augmented warrior, dressed flamboyantly
Polearm: Shorthand for "go fuck yourself"
Long rest: go to bed
Doorkicker: hirable mercs who steal from corporations
Kick: a mission doorkickers go on
Streetchnecht: heavily augmented warrior, dressed flamboyantly
Polearm: Shorthand for "go fuck yourself"
Long rest: go to bed
doorkicker snuffbait squad bunny getting used after a raid
September 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
doorkicker snuffbait squad bunny getting used after a raid
What even is the doorkicker "solution" to Afghanistan, make a desert and call it peace? Pull out after we missed OBL entirely?
February 16, 2026 at 9:21 PM
What even is the doorkicker "solution" to Afghanistan, make a desert and call it peace? Pull out after we missed OBL entirely?
uwu my boyfriend is just a little doorkicker
January 12, 2026 at 11:19 PM
uwu my boyfriend is just a little doorkicker
Public Affairs Corporal Vance not quite pulling off the face-shooting doorkicker vibe there.
dork ass cringe shit here calling bullets “freedom seeds” for this weird photo op
March 27, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Public Affairs Corporal Vance not quite pulling off the face-shooting doorkicker vibe there.
Worth noting is actual military personnel seem to fairly consistently celebrate quiet bravery and have a lot of contempt for the doorkicker fans.
December 19, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Worth noting is actual military personnel seem to fairly consistently celebrate quiet bravery and have a lot of contempt for the doorkicker fans.
like the proper question to be asking is "oh so you can interdict ships rather than blow them up?" because from the TIER1 DOORKICKER perspective, rolling up on an oil tanker flying a false flag to bust sanctions seems like it might be a bit more dangerous than doing the same to a fishing boat
December 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
like the proper question to be asking is "oh so you can interdict ships rather than blow them up?" because from the TIER1 DOORKICKER perspective, rolling up on an oil tanker flying a false flag to bust sanctions seems like it might be a bit more dangerous than doing the same to a fishing boat
and, honestly, the GWOT doorkicker to LRRPer transition is not even a clean one lol. There's kinda predisposed for ~Darby Force~ stuff, but even then they're not *that many* cus each SMU is like... ~300 actual combat, which is not even an OG ranger battalion in size
October 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
and, honestly, the GWOT doorkicker to LRRPer transition is not even a clean one lol. There's kinda predisposed for ~Darby Force~ stuff, but even then they're not *that many* cus each SMU is like... ~300 actual combat, which is not even an OG ranger battalion in size
Slake has learned that Mavlor has become Mavlynn the kobold - but the old, bitter doorkicker just wants out...or does she!?
#amwriting
#amwriting
December 11, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Slake has learned that Mavlor has become Mavlynn the kobold - but the old, bitter doorkicker just wants out...or does she!?
#amwriting
#amwriting
i've taken to calling this player "the doorkicker" over the years,
yeah. i really don't want to be the "main character" of every adventure but i do tend to find myself informally doing team leader shit, even when my character is meant to be playing support, because i am the only person willing to make a decision.
July 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
i've taken to calling this player "the doorkicker" over the years,
the problem with this is, "what do you do when all that's left of the entire doctrine is a type of unit which amounts to light armored vehicle + anti-infantry + doorkicker." without orbital fires (which eliminate armor as a threat), it's actually kind of difficult to find a use for them.
October 6, 2025 at 7:14 AM
the problem with this is, "what do you do when all that's left of the entire doctrine is a type of unit which amounts to light armored vehicle + anti-infantry + doorkicker." without orbital fires (which eliminate armor as a threat), it's actually kind of difficult to find a use for them.
20" doorkicker kit, phantom fury style.
I know the unity mountbis anachronistic but its much more comfortable so Sue me 😅
#airsoft #milsim #reenactment #usmc #oif #phantomfury #reenactment
I know the unity mountbis anachronistic but its much more comfortable so Sue me 😅
#airsoft #milsim #reenactment #usmc #oif #phantomfury #reenactment
August 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
20" doorkicker kit, phantom fury style.
I know the unity mountbis anachronistic but its much more comfortable so Sue me 😅
#airsoft #milsim #reenactment #usmc #oif #phantomfury #reenactment
I know the unity mountbis anachronistic but its much more comfortable so Sue me 😅
#airsoft #milsim #reenactment #usmc #oif #phantomfury #reenactment
i say this as someone with a non-zero amount off of the clock doorkicker things she has done (they were actually not cool and genuinely some of the worst experiences of my life)
May 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
i say this as someone with a non-zero amount off of the clock doorkicker things she has done (they were actually not cool and genuinely some of the worst experiences of my life)
And a personal fave...
September 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
And a personal fave...
if you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice
learn how to perform CPR and basic bleeding control. i’ve done way more first aid off the clock than i’ve ever done any cool girl doorkicker shit. immediate bystander CPR, even hands only, is ime the single determining factor of save vs no save.
learn how to perform CPR and basic bleeding control. i’ve done way more first aid off the clock than i’ve ever done any cool girl doorkicker shit. immediate bystander CPR, even hands only, is ime the single determining factor of save vs no save.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice.
Stirring up pointless drama is not a hobby, and shit stirrers are terrible people to have as friends.
Stirring up pointless drama is not a hobby, and shit stirrers are terrible people to have as friends.
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice.
Embrace the life changing power of “no skin off my ass” thought.
Embrace the life changing power of “no skin off my ass” thought.
May 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
if you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice
learn how to perform CPR and basic bleeding control. i’ve done way more first aid off the clock than i’ve ever done any cool girl doorkicker shit. immediate bystander CPR, even hands only, is ime the single determining factor of save vs no save.
learn how to perform CPR and basic bleeding control. i’ve done way more first aid off the clock than i’ve ever done any cool girl doorkicker shit. immediate bystander CPR, even hands only, is ime the single determining factor of save vs no save.
Seeing the latest influx of new people from Twitter, it feels like there's some real momentum. Makes me hopeful that the idiotic block changes on "X" will be the doorkicker people needed to migrate here
Join us! Together we can be free from the propaganda outlet of the world's dumbest billionaire!
Join us! Together we can be free from the propaganda outlet of the world's dumbest billionaire!
October 17, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Seeing the latest influx of new people from Twitter, it feels like there's some real momentum. Makes me hopeful that the idiotic block changes on "X" will be the doorkicker people needed to migrate here
Join us! Together we can be free from the propaganda outlet of the world's dumbest billionaire!
Join us! Together we can be free from the propaganda outlet of the world's dumbest billionaire!
old man probably has flashbacks to his time as a Doorkicker
#shorts #clips #streamclips #repo #vtuber #vtuberen
www.youtube.com/shorts/eQKzO...
#shorts #clips #streamclips #repo #vtuber #vtuberen
www.youtube.com/shorts/eQKzO...
Old Man SWAT
YouTube video by Tylphen
www.youtube.com
March 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
old man probably has flashbacks to his time as a Doorkicker
#shorts #clips #streamclips #repo #vtuber #vtuberen
www.youtube.com/shorts/eQKzO...
#shorts #clips #streamclips #repo #vtuber #vtuberen
www.youtube.com/shorts/eQKzO...
"Misconduct"?? These doorkicker thugs are treating Minneapolis like it's Fallujah.
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
"Misconduct"?? These doorkicker thugs are treating Minneapolis like it's Fallujah.
Working Theory: Pete Hegseth is perpetually butthurt about being an Ivy League weirdo who was trying to cosplay as a badass tatted-up doorkicker in a post OEF I military.
GWB’s dad never lost sleep over failed occupations.
GWB’s dad never lost sleep over failed occupations.
April 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Working Theory: Pete Hegseth is perpetually butthurt about being an Ivy League weirdo who was trying to cosplay as a badass tatted-up doorkicker in a post OEF I military.
GWB’s dad never lost sleep over failed occupations.
GWB’s dad never lost sleep over failed occupations.
My late brother served in Iraq. He was a reservist in a support unit and a sergeant.
He was not a major league doorkicker, he did the dirty, grimy, unsung behind-the-scenes work of war. He saw ghastly shit doing vehicle recovery.
I look at these dead and I see my brother. These are who die in war.
He was not a major league doorkicker, he did the dirty, grimy, unsung behind-the-scenes work of war. He saw ghastly shit doing vehicle recovery.
I look at these dead and I see my brother. These are who die in war.
Pentagon identifies 4 soldiers killed by Iranian attack trib.al/BPggAs3
Pentagon identifies 4 soldiers killed by Iranian attack
The four Army Reserve soldiers were assigned to the 103rd Sustainment Command based out of Des Moines, Iowa.
trib.al
March 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
My late brother served in Iraq. He was a reservist in a support unit and a sergeant.
He was not a major league doorkicker, he did the dirty, grimy, unsung behind-the-scenes work of war. He saw ghastly shit doing vehicle recovery.
I look at these dead and I see my brother. These are who die in war.
He was not a major league doorkicker, he did the dirty, grimy, unsung behind-the-scenes work of war. He saw ghastly shit doing vehicle recovery.
I look at these dead and I see my brother. These are who die in war.