#DorkDad
Just filed to trademark DorkDad
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Fess aside, if you’re trying to be the cool dad, you’re not. You’re dorkdad.
August 2, 2026 at 10:53 PM
DorkDad will never enter Vallhalla. Odin will turn his face away from him in his hour of need. Victory is not possible for him.
oh admiral better add to that number

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look: it’s a screenshot of two lists that appeared in the past 36 hours, targeting you know who and you know why; people playing games with others’ lives and deeming themselves morally righteous
April 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Today I’m having a breakfast combo of my own devising, the 2112: 2 eggs scrambled with 1 slice of American, 1 piece of toast and 2 strips of bacon. #Rush #RushFan #DorkDad #hashtag
September 10, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Egregious.
January 19, 2026 at 10:21 PM