They can't even fake easy weak sh-- like this 🤦♂️
Shatner!? JFC Steve, the beardo GenX YouTube dorklords you're trying to pander to with this don't care about TOS - You're supposed to pretend you loved TNG! 🤣
Shatner!? JFC Steve, the beardo GenX YouTube dorklords you're trying to pander to with this don't care about TOS - You're supposed to pretend you loved TNG! 🤣
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 AM
They can't even fake easy weak sh-- like this 🤦♂️
Shatner!? JFC Steve, the beardo GenX YouTube dorklords you're trying to pander to with this don't care about TOS - You're supposed to pretend you loved TNG! 🤣
Shatner!? JFC Steve, the beardo GenX YouTube dorklords you're trying to pander to with this don't care about TOS - You're supposed to pretend you loved TNG! 🤣
I used to think Morrowind fans were pretentious whiny dorklords but now I know they’re pretentious whiny dorklords who were right about everything.
April 2, 2026 at 10:37 AM
I used to think Morrowind fans were pretentious whiny dorklords but now I know they’re pretentious whiny dorklords who were right about everything.
it's actually fine to ignore this type of thing, we already know that everyone politically left of Strom Thurmond is an undifferentiated morass of frightening hair colors to these dorklords
April 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
it's actually fine to ignore this type of thing, we already know that everyone politically left of Strom Thurmond is an undifferentiated morass of frightening hair colors to these dorklords
The short term plan is to wreck democracy and all paid human industry with drones, bots and AI, so anyone leftover “post-NOAH” are powerless and grateful slaves of them, the dorklords.
March 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The short term plan is to wreck democracy and all paid human industry with drones, bots and AI, so anyone leftover “post-NOAH” are powerless and grateful slaves of them, the dorklords.
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Lanterns - Season 1 Episode 7 - Spoilers youtu.be/S1TFAQc7mss?...
Lanterns - Season 1 Episode 7 Recap - Spoilers
YouTube video by Dork Lords
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October 3, 2026 at 7:16 AM
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Lanterns - Season 1 Episode 7 - Spoilers youtu.be/S1TFAQc7mss?...
The incentive to turn the person into something indistinguishable from an LLM because the tech dorklords believe that everyone else is a p-zombie and that only they are real and that they can reduce you to LLM output then an LLM can replace you, it's a socially & cognitively entropic feedback loop.
January 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
The incentive to turn the person into something indistinguishable from an LLM because the tech dorklords believe that everyone else is a p-zombie and that only they are real and that they can reduce you to LLM output then an LLM can replace you, it's a socially & cognitively entropic feedback loop.
"Look, guys, can we go back to when you all thought we were captains of industry and not weird dorklords?"
May 21, 2026 at 4:28 AM
"Look, guys, can we go back to when you all thought we were captains of industry and not weird dorklords?"
This is the takedown you get to make when you're both EXACTLY the kind of "smoothgroin" that Platner bro'cialist dorklords are hissing at when they talk sh-- but also you 1000% knew EXACTLY this was inevitable (that's what "red flag" means, idiots) and can just wait patiently to shoot your shot.
Lawrence O’Donnell dismantles the myth of Graham Platner.
And warning signs were there all along. Information was publicly available, but ignored.
Maybe the U.S. Senate shouldn’t be someone’s first political job. No public office. No real vetting. Hype isn’t a substitute for scrutiny.
🧵
And warning signs were there all along. Information was publicly available, but ignored.
Maybe the U.S. Senate shouldn’t be someone’s first political job. No public office. No real vetting. Hype isn’t a substitute for scrutiny.
🧵
July 8, 2026 at 5:08 PM
This is the takedown you get to make when you're both EXACTLY the kind of "smoothgroin" that Platner bro'cialist dorklords are hissing at when they talk sh-- but also you 1000% knew EXACTLY this was inevitable (that's what "red flag" means, idiots) and can just wait patiently to shoot your shot.
tim sweeny is one of the biggest dorklords of all time
June 26, 2026 at 6:32 PM
tim sweeny is one of the biggest dorklords of all time
I love how this art depicts God falling for some bullshit cuz these two girls are the same ones that become dorklords later.
August 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I love how this art depicts God falling for some bullshit cuz these two girls are the same ones that become dorklords later.
I'm going on about 25 years calling them DorkLords.
May 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm going on about 25 years calling them DorkLords.
How is bezos the least dorky out of the three dorklords of him/zuck/musk? Like you made an online store, an objectively dorky thing.
January 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
How is bezos the least dorky out of the three dorklords of him/zuck/musk? Like you made an online store, an objectively dorky thing.
@joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Severance Season 2, Episode 2 - Spoilers youtu.be/Mjy7GtzY3yU?...
Severance - Season 2 Episode 2 Recap - Spoilers
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January 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
@joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Severance Season 2, Episode 2 - Spoilers youtu.be/Mjy7GtzY3yU?...
Ugh, that's not how you make jokes about the shitty aspects of the Bluesky community. You hardly even made reference to the lefter-than-thou dorklords who never shut the fuck up about their pet issues, and furthermore (1/482)
June 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Ugh, that's not how you make jokes about the shitty aspects of the Bluesky community. You hardly even made reference to the lefter-than-thou dorklords who never shut the fuck up about their pet issues, and furthermore (1/482)
there's a really easy way to remove the advantage of the smart glasses wearing dorklords that has centuries of effective precedent:
knock the glasses off their smug ass faces
knock the glasses off their smug ass faces
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech: https://cnn.it/47L2Y5a
September 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
there's a really easy way to remove the advantage of the smart glasses wearing dorklords that has centuries of effective precedent:
knock the glasses off their smug ass faces
knock the glasses off their smug ass faces
@joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Happy #TolkienReadingDay2025! The #DorkLords are thrilled to be participating in this year’s Tolkien YouTubers Collaboration! Playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=… via @YouTube
March 25, 2025 at 6:09 AM
@joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Happy #TolkienReadingDay2025! The #DorkLords are thrilled to be participating in this year’s Tolkien YouTubers Collaboration! Playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=… via @YouTube
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Happy #HobbitDay from the #DorkLords! Lord of the Rings - The Tale of Adanel | Hobbit Day 2026 youtu.be/ty24scYqOS8?...
Lord of the Rings - The Tale of Adanel | Hobbit Day 2026
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September 22, 2026 at 5:03 AM
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Happy #HobbitDay from the #DorkLords! Lord of the Rings - The Tale of Adanel | Hobbit Day 2026 youtu.be/ty24scYqOS8?...
@joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Severance Season 2 Episode 1 - Spoilers youtu.be/XCn6DqVYu9k?...
Severance - Season 2 Episode 1 Recap - Spoilers
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January 23, 2025 at 6:56 AM
@joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Severance Season 2 Episode 1 - Spoilers youtu.be/XCn6DqVYu9k?...
@joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #StrangeNewWorlds Season 3 Episode 4 - Spoilers youtu.be/qL8OBxj3O_4?...
Strange New Worlds - Season 3 Episode 4 Recap - Spoilers
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August 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
@joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #StrangeNewWorlds Season 3 Episode 4 - Spoilers youtu.be/qL8OBxj3O_4?...
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords contribution to #TolkienReadingDay! This year’s theme is #UnlikelyHeroes youtu.be/MhiKPJxk5nQ?...
Lord of the Rings: Unlikely Hero from the 1st Age| Tolkien Reading Day 2026
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March 25, 2026 at 1:29 AM
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords contribution to #TolkienReadingDay! This year’s theme is #UnlikelyHeroes youtu.be/MhiKPJxk5nQ?...
It's funny how when people ask who my favorite space marine legions are, I forget the Dark Angels even exist lol. They're so boring to me. Gary Stu dorklords
You know that OC everybody had in middle school that was moody and dark, had a katana and was good at everything? That's the Dark Angels
You know that OC everybody had in middle school that was moody and dark, had a katana and was good at everything? That's the Dark Angels
January 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's funny how when people ask who my favorite space marine legions are, I forget the Dark Angels even exist lol. They're so boring to me. Gary Stu dorklords
You know that OC everybody had in middle school that was moody and dark, had a katana and was good at everything? That's the Dark Angels
You know that OC everybody had in middle school that was moody and dark, had a katana and was good at everything? That's the Dark Angels
But that is true! Dorklords love talking about how dark and serious DS9 is, and they aren't wrong necessarily, but also I personally just love the stupid parts as comfort food.
December 5, 2024 at 5:54 AM
But that is true! Dorklords love talking about how dark and serious DS9 is, and they aren't wrong necessarily, but also I personally just love the stupid parts as comfort food.
Yautja are one of those fictional species where it's not that deep when a creepy thing is stalking you in the jungle, but once they're nailed down as a ruthless kill-or-be-killed race of Honorable Warriors it's like, ok where are you dorklords hiding the cooperative society who built all your shit.
December 23, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Yautja are one of those fictional species where it's not that deep when a creepy thing is stalking you in the jungle, but once they're nailed down as a ruthless kill-or-be-killed race of Honorable Warriors it's like, ok where are you dorklords hiding the cooperative society who built all your shit.
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Lanterns - Season 1 Episode 6 - Spoilers youtu.be/DIVdX22nrQs?...
Lanterns - Season 1 Episode 6 Recap - Spoilers
YouTube video by Dork Lords
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September 27, 2026 at 2:38 AM
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Lanterns - Season 1 Episode 6 - Spoilers youtu.be/DIVdX22nrQs?...
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Lanterns Season 1 Episode 5 - Spoilers youtu.be/Tmr-2N6dnUw?...
Lanterns - Season 1 Episode 5 Recap - Spoilers
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September 20, 2026 at 5:29 PM
@bourgiast.bsky.social @joyfulnoyz.bsky.social Behold the #DorkLords recap of #Lanterns Season 1 Episode 5 - Spoilers youtu.be/Tmr-2N6dnUw?...