#DraftKing
Draftking CEO crying on cnbc about new Illinois tax lol
June 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
No, no, no, still too dignified and tasteful. Make it worse, add some DraftKing advertisements and an animatronic Jesus, it's what we want and want we deserve.
I’m currently at the Washington Monument:
January 1, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I don't know if social media is addictive (not my lane) but if your only framework for addiction is chemical addiction maybe sit this one out.

It is incredible to live through the draftking era and ignore that gambling addiction is real and completely devastating.

Behavioral addictions exist
March 30, 2026 at 1:30 AM
“Someone in government should regulate this”
(5 mins later)
Trump administration announces Sterling P. DraftKing IV as new secretary of commerce
December 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
You know who was the DraftKing of Kings?
January 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
DraftKing of Kings.
June 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
You forgot to mention the Draftking ads between each headline...
September 23, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Most popular baby names, 2027:

Parley
Anjin
Chalk
DraftKing
Prop
Marauder
Bookie
April 30, 2024 at 2:47 PM
In the DraftKing States of America, working class and middle class is a vibe not an economic hierarchy
November 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Can’t believe NBC moved my man Steve ‘The Khakis’ Kornacki from MSNBC just have him doing football DraftKing promos.
September 21, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Interesting that during Pete Hegseth’s DraftKing of Kings Tour, when naming the groups Americans have fought in our 250 years as a nation, left out the group we fought in WWII.
September 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Check their DraftKing accounts immediately
January 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Now that I broke up with my X, where am I supposed to watch Draftking ads?
November 23, 2024 at 12:34 PM
It was already bad when I was a kid in the 70s/80s, and one of my friends Dad was banned from *Little League* because he was too intense and yelled at the umpires!

To make it worse, now the sports obessesed parents need Timmy to make NFL money just so they can pay off their DraftKing losses.
September 21, 2026 at 1:46 PM
The USFS research alone is probably small potatoes to many but an absolute killer. They along with USDA have so many continuous projects that are both practical and endlessly fascinating. We’re tossing everything interesting in the heap to become a nation of crypto and DraftKing dorks.
April 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
this might be the only remaining way to watch the nfl without draftking ads
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What’s the DraftKing spread on the debate tonight?
October 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Check his Polymarket and DraftKing logins.
September 20, 2026 at 1:34 AM
DraftKing has the over/under at 2.5 years until he returns to prision.
October 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
DraftKing ads be like:

[Inexplicable English accent]
May 23, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I am a degenerate gambler and draftking commercials on MLB broadcasts are just fucking wrong.
April 11, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Honestly… at least half of them are draftking ads
September 14, 2026 at 2:57 AM