Gary Larson actually visited Jane Goodall in Tanzania and got attacked by a famously belligerent chimp named Frodo:
www.cracked.com/article_4363...
www.cracked.com/article_4363...
October 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Gary Larson actually visited Jane Goodall in Tanzania and got attacked by a famously belligerent chimp named Frodo:
www.cracked.com/article_4363...
www.cracked.com/article_4363...
"The press treats techies (especially those with money) like they're a strange hybrid of sociologist, historian, anthropologist, and philosopher. They're also quick to adopt terminology the tech industry uses to distance themselves from the real but more drolly gruesome and decidedly human harms."
over at the newsletter I wrote about the comically shitty media coverage of the AI doompocalypse
Lazy Journalism At The 'End Of The World'
U.S. corporate media long ago gave up on accurately describing abject reality.
karlbode.com
September 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
"The press treats techies (especially those with money) like they're a strange hybrid of sociologist, historian, anthropologist, and philosopher. They're also quick to adopt terminology the tech industry uses to distance themselves from the real but more drolly gruesome and decidedly human harms."
Agreed! It's up there with the Far Side Jane Goodall cartoon -- which some found offensive, and she loved.
www.cracked.com/article_4363...
www.cracked.com/article_4363...
A ‘Far Side’ Controversy Led to Gary Larson Being Attacked by a Chimp
Not all members of the animal kingdom are drolly humorous
www.cracked.com
July 31, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Agreed! It's up there with the Far Side Jane Goodall cartoon -- which some found offensive, and she loved.
www.cracked.com/article_4363...
www.cracked.com/article_4363...
I keep getting spasms in the muscles between my ribs, that catch me by surprise, and make strangers think I have Tourette’s.
After a particularly bad spasm this morning, I said to Patti, “Now I know what labor pains feel like.”
Patti replied drolly, “No you don’t.”
🤣🤣🤣
After a particularly bad spasm this morning, I said to Patti, “Now I know what labor pains feel like.”
Patti replied drolly, “No you don’t.”
🤣🤣🤣
March 16, 2026 at 2:53 PM
I keep getting spasms in the muscles between my ribs, that catch me by surprise, and make strangers think I have Tourette’s.
After a particularly bad spasm this morning, I said to Patti, “Now I know what labor pains feel like.”
Patti replied drolly, “No you don’t.”
🤣🤣🤣
After a particularly bad spasm this morning, I said to Patti, “Now I know what labor pains feel like.”
Patti replied drolly, “No you don’t.”
🤣🤣🤣
kid: [excitedly, to another kid]
are you four?!? I’m four, too!!!!
dad: [drolly] you’re almost five
I want to yell out of my window, WHAT ARE YOU? A COP?
are you four?!? I’m four, too!!!!
dad: [drolly] you’re almost five
I want to yell out of my window, WHAT ARE YOU? A COP?
June 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
kid: [excitedly, to another kid]
are you four?!? I’m four, too!!!!
dad: [drolly] you’re almost five
I want to yell out of my window, WHAT ARE YOU? A COP?
are you four?!? I’m four, too!!!!
dad: [drolly] you’re almost five
I want to yell out of my window, WHAT ARE YOU? A COP?
Yoinked from Drolly >:3
June 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Yoinked from Drolly >:3
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Air to Ground Message:
YOUR CALL YOU VAMPY OR DROLLY
Area: Austin, TX, USA
Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9
A: #a89fe734286
F: #f9579ffde61
YOUR CALL YOU VAMPY OR DROLLY
Area: Austin, TX, USA
Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9
A: #a89fe734286
F: #f9579ffde61
September 15, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Air to Ground Message:
YOUR CALL YOU VAMPY OR DROLLY
Area: Austin, TX, USA
Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9
A: #a89fe734286
F: #f9579ffde61
YOUR CALL YOU VAMPY OR DROLLY
Area: Austin, TX, USA
Type: Boeing 737 MAX 9
A: #a89fe734286
F: #f9579ffde61
"Do you even remember what life was before you became my chubby baby boy?" You stared at daddy suckling your favorite paci. Your brain took a moment to process what he said only for you to give a drolly smile underneath that paci and say "Dada!" Daddy just smiled at you.
1/4
1/4
June 7, 2026 at 2:12 PM
"Do you even remember what life was before you became my chubby baby boy?" You stared at daddy suckling your favorite paci. Your brain took a moment to process what he said only for you to give a drolly smile underneath that paci and say "Dada!" Daddy just smiled at you.
1/4
1/4
"what's that" you say drolly "michael likes the franchise entry that's about how franchises are an inhuman art form and communicates this by kicking sand in the viewer's eyes constantly. How unexpected" and i'm like. Yes bitch
a new Alien movie means I get to indulge in one of my favorite pastimes, watching a whole bunch of people be loudly wrong about Prometheus
August 16, 2024 at 9:44 PM
"what's that" you say drolly "michael likes the franchise entry that's about how franchises are an inhuman art form and communicates this by kicking sand in the viewer's eyes constantly. How unexpected" and i'm like. Yes bitch
If someone talks about a hobby or posts a picture of them having fun and you're tempted to reply drolly with "I'll never understand why people like that" or "not my cup of tea" or "eww don't you know they're xyz" kindly fuck right off and stop killing people's microjoys
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
If someone talks about a hobby or posts a picture of them having fun and you're tempted to reply drolly with "I'll never understand why people like that" or "not my cup of tea" or "eww don't you know they're xyz" kindly fuck right off and stop killing people's microjoys
(Drolly Fic Master List 🔪🔥)
archiveofourown.org/users/Drolly/
Hello! I am an old fandom gay who got thawed out of internet stasis and is now writting fics about the military recruitment propaganda boys boinking. Here are those fics:
archiveofourown.org/users/Drolly/
Hello! I am an old fandom gay who got thawed out of internet stasis and is now writting fics about the military recruitment propaganda boys boinking. Here are those fics:
October 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
(Drolly Fic Master List 🔪🔥)
archiveofourown.org/users/Drolly/
Hello! I am an old fandom gay who got thawed out of internet stasis and is now writting fics about the military recruitment propaganda boys boinking. Here are those fics:
archiveofourown.org/users/Drolly/
Hello! I am an old fandom gay who got thawed out of internet stasis and is now writting fics about the military recruitment propaganda boys boinking. Here are those fics:
And is genuinely very readable. A rather nice prose style and quite drolly funny in places.
January 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
And is genuinely very readable. A rather nice prose style and quite drolly funny in places.
QANON had it right they just mostly had the wrong side.
How drolly unsurprising.
How drolly unsurprising.
February 19, 2026 at 4:47 AM
QANON had it right they just mostly had the wrong side.
How drolly unsurprising.
How drolly unsurprising.
Chapter 2 of 'Let Love In' is up ✨
Huge shout out to TrashQueenOfficial
and Drolly for double checking all my hockey info this chapter 💜
archiveofourown.org/works/803902...
Huge shout out to TrashQueenOfficial
and Drolly for double checking all my hockey info this chapter 💜
archiveofourown.org/works/803902...
April 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Chapter 2 of 'Let Love In' is up ✨
Huge shout out to TrashQueenOfficial
and Drolly for double checking all my hockey info this chapter 💜
archiveofourown.org/works/803902...
Huge shout out to TrashQueenOfficial
and Drolly for double checking all my hockey info this chapter 💜
archiveofourown.org/works/803902...
.
DROLLY AT OUR PENCE?
Samuel's handwriting is not always easy to decipher. Some sources interpret it as "drolly at nine pins".
DROLLY AT OUR PENCE?
Samuel's handwriting is not always easy to decipher. Some sources interpret it as "drolly at nine pins".
April 8, 2026 at 7:34 PM
.
DROLLY AT OUR PENCE?
Samuel's handwriting is not always easy to decipher. Some sources interpret it as "drolly at nine pins".
DROLLY AT OUR PENCE?
Samuel's handwriting is not always easy to decipher. Some sources interpret it as "drolly at nine pins".
Strange as it may sound, one of my lasting memories of the 2000 presidential election (I was 14) were pundits and reporters drolly quipping about the accidental butterfly ballot votes by Jewish citizens for Buchanan (because he's antisemitic, haha, get it?) and then they kept platforming him!
April 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Strange as it may sound, one of my lasting memories of the 2000 presidential election (I was 14) were pundits and reporters drolly quipping about the accidental butterfly ballot votes by Jewish citizens for Buchanan (because he's antisemitic, haha, get it?) and then they kept platforming him!
Clutched Tight by @drolly.bsky.social and @ananfuhua.bsky.social
Inspired by Prompt #21
archiveofourown.org/works/91741996
Inspired by Prompt #21
archiveofourown.org/works/91741996
September 22, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Clutched Tight by @drolly.bsky.social and @ananfuhua.bsky.social
Inspired by Prompt #21
archiveofourown.org/works/91741996
Inspired by Prompt #21
archiveofourown.org/works/91741996
5. You're 24/7 friends are gonna give you lots of love and encouragement about how you NEED diapers now in ways that turn me into a drolly mess who wands to how diaper dependent he's becoming
March 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
5. You're 24/7 friends are gonna give you lots of love and encouragement about how you NEED diapers now in ways that turn me into a drolly mess who wands to how diaper dependent he's becoming
I know it's beside the point to say "oh actually it sucks" but I do severely mistrust the taste of anyone who gets seriously invested in fucking Connections, a daily puzzle game whose overriding design ethos is being drolly arch
August 1, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I know it's beside the point to say "oh actually it sucks" but I do severely mistrust the taste of anyone who gets seriously invested in fucking Connections, a daily puzzle game whose overriding design ethos is being drolly arch
A period also rather drolly called The Pornocracy (rule of harlots).
August 28, 2025 at 9:58 AM
A period also rather drolly called The Pornocracy (rule of harlots).
Toshiro Mifune's nameless ronin in 'Yojimbo' and 'Sanjuro' might be my favorite movie character of all time. Equal parts drolly funny, wickedly clever, and terrifying. Almost too much swagger for one man.
July 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Toshiro Mifune's nameless ronin in 'Yojimbo' and 'Sanjuro' might be my favorite movie character of all time. Equal parts drolly funny, wickedly clever, and terrifying. Almost too much swagger for one man.