675% … At a minimum!
And then Stephen Miller and Pete “DrunkTank” Hegseth will both want a cut.
And then Stephen Miller and Pete “DrunkTank” Hegseth will both want a cut.
January 3, 2026 at 12:42 PM
675% … At a minimum!
And then Stephen Miller and Pete “DrunkTank” Hegseth will both want a cut.
And then Stephen Miller and Pete “DrunkTank” Hegseth will both want a cut.
I spent 5 years active duty and never saw a single overweight officer. Enlisted, sure, including a few E7+. But nary a single officer.
I’d put my PT, disciplinary, and marksmanship scores against Drunktank Pete Kegsbreath any day.
I’d put my PT, disciplinary, and marksmanship scores against Drunktank Pete Kegsbreath any day.
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I spent 5 years active duty and never saw a single overweight officer. Enlisted, sure, including a few E7+. But nary a single officer.
I’d put my PT, disciplinary, and marksmanship scores against Drunktank Pete Kegsbreath any day.
I’d put my PT, disciplinary, and marksmanship scores against Drunktank Pete Kegsbreath any day.
Put me in the drunktank until I sober up but the drunktank is enormous (insert favourite species of the moment oooh wallaby!!) cleavage
March 4, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Put me in the drunktank until I sober up but the drunktank is enormous (insert favourite species of the moment oooh wallaby!!) cleavage
I was only enlisted but we all still sure as hell got the memo to NOT FIRE ON UNARMED SURVIVORS CLINGING TO LIFE RAFTS! Because the goddamned Geneva Convention prohibits the kind of shit the actual fucking Nazis did.
But SecDef Drunktank thinks that shit’s for pussies.
But SecDef Drunktank thinks that shit’s for pussies.
December 1, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I was only enlisted but we all still sure as hell got the memo to NOT FIRE ON UNARMED SURVIVORS CLINGING TO LIFE RAFTS! Because the goddamned Geneva Convention prohibits the kind of shit the actual fucking Nazis did.
But SecDef Drunktank thinks that shit’s for pussies.
But SecDef Drunktank thinks that shit’s for pussies.
Drunktank Kegstand performs for TV. Absurd.
September 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Drunktank Kegstand performs for TV. Absurd.
i think they gave the lads their first three shots when nobody else in the metro would take us seriously. i had two immunocompromised little kids to protect and every doctor and public health office was like duhhhh i dunno. the tribe was like yeah come on into our drunktank slash food bank tomorrow
August 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
i think they gave the lads their first three shots when nobody else in the metro would take us seriously. i had two immunocompromised little kids to protect and every doctor and public health office was like duhhhh i dunno. the tribe was like yeah come on into our drunktank slash food bank tomorrow
Sorry, I've been in a real crabby appleton state of mind here in Memphis after our little 3 hr. visit from Beulah Bondi, Drunktank Kegseth & Stephen Goebbels telling our police they were "unleashed" in advance of the Natl. Guard. My sense of humor is a bit ragged, but now I do get it. Clever.
October 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Sorry, I've been in a real crabby appleton state of mind here in Memphis after our little 3 hr. visit from Beulah Bondi, Drunktank Kegseth & Stephen Goebbels telling our police they were "unleashed" in advance of the Natl. Guard. My sense of humor is a bit ragged, but now I do get it. Clever.
So, no press conference, no official statement, just Drunktank Crazyeyes Patel "claiming" on social media. What an embarrassing shit show the current administration is.
June 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
So, no press conference, no official statement, just Drunktank Crazyeyes Patel "claiming" on social media. What an embarrassing shit show the current administration is.
Letztens bei Strung Out, Belvedere und Drunktank in Lindau: www.bierschinken.net/dae/2024-08-08-strung-out-lindau/
bierschinken.net Bericht: Strung Out, Belvedere, Drunktank, 08.08.2024 in Lindau
Strung Out, Belvedere, Drunktank, 08.08.2024 in Lindau, Club Vaudeville - Bericht von der Redaktion
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August 14, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Letztens bei Strung Out, Belvedere und Drunktank in Lindau: www.bierschinken.net/dae/2024-08-08-strung-out-lindau/
Honestly you do have to admit; it is kind of funny that they must’ve been so happy when they thought they quashed the supervised consumption site only to see the government decide to build the SuperDuper Hypermax DrunkTank 3000 (now with 3x extra duration) there instead.
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Honestly you do have to admit; it is kind of funny that they must’ve been so happy when they thought they quashed the supervised consumption site only to see the government decide to build the SuperDuper Hypermax DrunkTank 3000 (now with 3x extra duration) there instead.
I pray to the PowersThatBe that every MilitaryLeader suffering through the drunktank escapee's insulting sermon today left there remembering their Oath to protect Our Constitution from enemies, domestic&...emphasis on DOMESTIC. Time is of the essence, soldiers...
October 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I pray to the PowersThatBe that every MilitaryLeader suffering through the drunktank escapee's insulting sermon today left there remembering their Oath to protect Our Constitution from enemies, domestic&...emphasis on DOMESTIC. Time is of the essence, soldiers...
Then...there is this...
Santa, arrested, again, drunk and disorderly in Bayonne, NJ
(cuz that is what he does)
#comedy
#humor
#Santa
#alcoholism
#DrunkTank
#Bayonne
#DoingTheJersey
Santa, arrested, again, drunk and disorderly in Bayonne, NJ
(cuz that is what he does)
#comedy
#humor
#Santa
#alcoholism
#DrunkTank
#Bayonne
#DoingTheJersey
June 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Then...there is this...
Santa, arrested, again, drunk and disorderly in Bayonne, NJ
(cuz that is what he does)
#comedy
#humor
#Santa
#alcoholism
#DrunkTank
#Bayonne
#DoingTheJersey
Santa, arrested, again, drunk and disorderly in Bayonne, NJ
(cuz that is what he does)
#comedy
#humor
#Santa
#alcoholism
#DrunkTank
#Bayonne
#DoingTheJersey
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July 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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"You cannot say ‘this song’s gonna to be timeless’ because you don’t know. With Fairytale of New York, I think we did make timeless art"—Life of the Record on the Pogues' holiday classic lifeoftherecord.com#/the-pogues/ @lifeoftherecord.bsky.social #drunktank
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December 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"You cannot say ‘this song’s gonna to be timeless’ because you don’t know. With Fairytale of New York, I think we did make timeless art"—Life of the Record on the Pogues' holiday classic lifeoftherecord.com#/the-pogues/ @lifeoftherecord.bsky.social #drunktank
I’d love a peek into Drunktank Pete’s service record. 💯 there are women who filed complaints against him, Drunk & disorderly charges, and women passing him up in promotions.
October 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I’d love a peek into Drunktank Pete’s service record. 💯 there are women who filed complaints against him, Drunk & disorderly charges, and women passing him up in promotions.
pov you're in the drunktank and your cellmate is getting really religious about it
 She seemed lost in her own world now, free at last to seethe about the hell of it, promise herself mighty vengeance. "There's nothing left. That makes me pure. That makes this easy. Once Nidhogg boiled away until all that was left was his rage. I take that as hope." (text ends)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7ecftku64j4lmk73czaufsrg/bafkreibpb3jfmwgwlarfywuhfcb5j6r2wl7xwxu2rom7xz4ray4j6sukga)
May 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
pov you're in the drunktank and your cellmate is getting really religious about it
I'm just gonna say it, having your parents name you "Markwayne Mullin" and not changing it as an adult ought to disqualify you from, like, everything. That's the name of a Dogpatch drunktank dweller in "Li'l Abner"
"Markwayne Mullin"
Jesus frickin wept.
"Markwayne Mullin"
Jesus frickin wept.
January 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm just gonna say it, having your parents name you "Markwayne Mullin" and not changing it as an adult ought to disqualify you from, like, everything. That's the name of a Dogpatch drunktank dweller in "Li'l Abner"
"Markwayne Mullin"
Jesus frickin wept.
"Markwayne Mullin"
Jesus frickin wept.
Everyone on the 0713 drunktank from Colchester by the looks of it
July 22, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Everyone on the 0713 drunktank from Colchester by the looks of it
Balarock Festival
DIY-Festival zwischen Siegen und Marburg.
15.06.24 Bad Laasphe, Schützenplatz
DIY-Festival zwischen Siegen und Marburg.
15.06.24 Bad Laasphe, Schützenplatz
May 11, 2024 at 7:09 AM
Balarock Festival
DIY-Festival zwischen Siegen und Marburg.
15.06.24 Bad Laasphe, Schützenplatz
DIY-Festival zwischen Siegen und Marburg.
15.06.24 Bad Laasphe, Schützenplatz
Animation has been built on exploitation since Walt fished his tweeners from the drunktank.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Animation has been built on exploitation since Walt fished his tweeners from the drunktank.
Donald Hall’s introduction to James Wright’s Complete Poems—oh wow, some deep cut poet-academic gossip here on tenure denial…
February 19, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Donald Hall’s introduction to James Wright’s Complete Poems—oh wow, some deep cut poet-academic gossip here on tenure denial…
This dude Hozier is Irish... he did th Pogues, Christmas in th Drunktank on SNL... pretty kool
December 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
This dude Hozier is Irish... he did th Pogues, Christmas in th Drunktank on SNL... pretty kool
À part "Xmas in the drunktank" des Pogues, il y a aussi
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAq4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAq4...
November 22, 2024 at 7:52 PM
À part "Xmas in the drunktank" des Pogues, il y a aussi
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAq4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAq4...
I guess Old DrunkTank hasn't heard of the "speech and debate" clause? Or he just doesn't care about it.
January 6, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I guess Old DrunkTank hasn't heard of the "speech and debate" clause? Or he just doesn't care about it.
Unfortunately, when drunktank fires all the generals next week and replaces them all with warmongering, maga-brained, racist thugs..how do we protect ourselves then..without being violent??
September 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Unfortunately, when drunktank fires all the generals next week and replaces them all with warmongering, maga-brained, racist thugs..how do we protect ourselves then..without being violent??