December 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Lions remind me of this Arsenal season, I’m sorry to you if you’re a fan of both #drunkthoughts
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Lions remind me of this Arsenal season, I’m sorry to you if you’re a fan of both #drunkthoughts
October 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
February 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I need someone to clicker train me #drunkthoughts
June 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
I need someone to clicker train me #drunkthoughts
Joe Biden should issue a pardon for Eric Trump just to confuse the shit out of everyone and make Donald paranoid #drunkthoughts
December 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Joe Biden should issue a pardon for Eric Trump just to confuse the shit out of everyone and make Donald paranoid #drunkthoughts
October 12, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Could any rigorous argument made outside the academic sphere be considered schizoposting?
#showerthoughts #drunkthoughts
#showerthoughts #drunkthoughts
June 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Could any rigorous argument made outside the academic sphere be considered schizoposting?
#showerthoughts #drunkthoughts
#showerthoughts #drunkthoughts
January 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
September 20, 2026 at 8:39 AM
T-Rex. Do you think it balanced on its tail and kicked the shit out of its prey…. Like a kangaroo????? #drunkthoughts
December 16, 2024 at 11:57 PM
T-Rex. Do you think it balanced on its tail and kicked the shit out of its prey…. Like a kangaroo????? #drunkthoughts
Would the yeast appreciate the sacrifice of their own lives,
If they could but taste the bread?
🤔
#drunkthoughts
If they could but taste the bread?
🤔
#drunkthoughts
May 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Would the yeast appreciate the sacrifice of their own lives,
If they could but taste the bread?
🤔
#drunkthoughts
If they could but taste the bread?
🤔
#drunkthoughts
August 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
why'd they have to change sierra mist to starry #drunkthoughts
October 25, 2024 at 2:03 AM
why'd they have to change sierra mist to starry #drunkthoughts
another bottle. Top-tier combo lol. My liver is probably drafting its resignation letter atp.
#drunkthoughts #baddecisions #dailylife
#drunkthoughts #baddecisions #dailylife
October 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
another bottle. Top-tier combo lol. My liver is probably drafting its resignation letter atp.
#drunkthoughts #baddecisions #dailylife
#drunkthoughts #baddecisions #dailylife
He said we’re just friends, but are we 🤔 #drunk #drunkthoughts
Social media is so toxic cus you get drunk like once and you can end your career. At least there’s autocorrect. I like sardines out of the can. They’re delicious.
December 7, 2024 at 3:20 AM
He said we’re just friends, but are we 🤔 #drunk #drunkthoughts
the most freeing feeling i've had of late is not thinking about why i'm creating art, but recognizing that it makes me happy to create an image. for so long i have thought that every action of mine needed an utilitarian reason for exisitng. the purpose of the creation is irrelevant. #drunkthoughts
June 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
the most freeing feeling i've had of late is not thinking about why i'm creating art, but recognizing that it makes me happy to create an image. for so long i have thought that every action of mine needed an utilitarian reason for exisitng. the purpose of the creation is irrelevant. #drunkthoughts
I wish some of y’all was in Htown so I could have somebody to hang with sometimes. I never have free time but the sentiment is nice. lol #DrunkThoughts
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I wish some of y’all was in Htown so I could have somebody to hang with sometimes. I never have free time but the sentiment is nice. lol #DrunkThoughts
#drunkthoughts whoever gets me a switch 2 with Mario kart world can have my virginity /jk /srs
May 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
#drunkthoughts whoever gets me a switch 2 with Mario kart world can have my virginity /jk /srs
Drinking again... Idk what I’m even doing anymore. Working three fucking jobs and somehow still wondering what the hell went wrong with my life.
#dailylife #vent #drunkthoughts
#dailylife #vent #drunkthoughts
October 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Drinking again... Idk what I’m even doing anymore. Working three fucking jobs and somehow still wondering what the hell went wrong with my life.
#dailylife #vent #drunkthoughts
#dailylife #vent #drunkthoughts
I wanna get her feet done. I’m going to need folks to put her payment info on their profiles so I can be great 😩 #drunkthoughts
April 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I wanna get her feet done. I’m going to need folks to put her payment info on their profiles so I can be great 😩 #drunkthoughts
March 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Can god make a boot so big, that even he cannot lick it?
#drunkthoughts
#drunkthoughts
March 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Can god make a boot so big, that even he cannot lick it?
#drunkthoughts
#drunkthoughts
I like vodka too much.... I might be trans-russian #drunkthoughts
December 8, 2024 at 7:11 PM
I like vodka too much.... I might be trans-russian #drunkthoughts