Someone should really get around to inventing a teleporter, especially a teleporter that takes you from Broadway to Brooklyn #drunkskeets

Son "skeets".
Tuve mi primera sesión de drunkskeets.

Is #DrunkSkeets a thing yet?

I'm dying #drunkskeets

WHO WANTS TO PAY FOR MY PEDICURE AND FUCK MY TOEIES RAW?!??!

#Drunkskeets

I notice there’s no Transformer called Optimist Prime #DrunkSkeets

I will never not be amused by how effective I am at knitting while drunk.

#DrunkSkeets

I’d fight Ne-Yo if given the chance #drunkskeets

UMMMMM, Excuse me, that's neither Richard nor cigar; HAHAHAHA!! #DrunkSkeets

Western friends, if you aren't listen to Bolly music, you're doing yourself a disservice.

Kaal kyon makes my booty shake like no A. R. Rahmin song possibly could

#DrunkSkeets

And last of my drunkskeets for the moment, if you see me online doing something side-gig-y I’ve taken a stance morally against, 1) no you didn’t and 2) I’m just trying to survive, please don’t cancel me I hate it too. I would much rather make money being gay and breedable than anything else

une bière et demi c'est tu drunkskeets ? je demande pour un ami 🤪

I just found out that my wife has never seen the original Buffy The Vampire Slayer movie and I don't know if our marriage can survive this.

#DrunkSkeets

Pretty and lol I guess I'm obligated to go read the drunkskeets now.

Tonight may have #drunkskeets from the Helmet.

If that other site abandoned tweet wtf can’t we just say tweet over here

#drunkSkeets