If I had my druthers this sort of thing is what house flipping would look like. But I’m completely bereft of druthers
June 12, 2024 at 6:54 PM
If I had my druthers this sort of thing is what house flipping would look like. But I’m completely bereft of druthers
You, Drutherless Layabout: If i had my druthers!
Me, owner of artisinal hand carved druthers: yeah i wouldnt know bud
Me, owner of artisinal hand carved druthers: yeah i wouldnt know bud
July 16, 2024 at 9:37 PM
You, Drutherless Layabout: If i had my druthers!
Me, owner of artisinal hand carved druthers: yeah i wouldnt know bud
Me, owner of artisinal hand carved druthers: yeah i wouldnt know bud
won’t somebody please think of my druthers
October 2, 2024 at 2:56 AM
won’t somebody please think of my druthers
February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
if I don't get my druthers soon I'm fucked
August 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
if I don't get my druthers soon I'm fucked
I never get my f*****g druthers
March 16, 2024 at 6:22 PM
I never get my f*****g druthers
AW, Bingley had enough of his own druthers to be mad at Darcy for not telling him when Jane was last in town, which is very cute. That makes me happy.
July 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
AW, Bingley had enough of his own druthers to be mad at Darcy for not telling him when Jane was last in town, which is very cute. That makes me happy.
If I had my druthers, my dream pets would be a capybara, a tegu, and a raccoon. In reality, of course, this might be a disaster.
July 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
If I had my druthers, my dream pets would be a capybara, a tegu, and a raccoon. In reality, of course, this might be a disaster.
"if i had my druthers-" but you dont bro. you really fucking dont.
June 7, 2024 at 6:18 PM
"if i had my druthers-" but you dont bro. you really fucking dont.
If I had my druthers, I would make a Resi 1 style movie, with a much more constrained location, no grand scale setpieces so I could focus the budget on making more Screaming Mad George style goop monsters.
September 22, 2026 at 4:12 PM
If I had my druthers, I would make a Resi 1 style movie, with a much more constrained location, no grand scale setpieces so I could focus the budget on making more Screaming Mad George style goop monsters.
"please, sir, may i have some druthers?"
July 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"please, sir, may i have some druthers?"
while I'm on my druthers, I would certainly prefer a government not staffed by the absolute amoral degenerate sociopathic dregs of humanity
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
while I'm on my druthers, I would certainly prefer a government not staffed by the absolute amoral degenerate sociopathic dregs of humanity
I always tell people how things would be if I had my druthers but 98% of all the world’s druthers are held by like, five dudes
March 18, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I always tell people how things would be if I had my druthers but 98% of all the world’s druthers are held by like, five dudes
If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
November 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
If I had my druthers I'd be pretty scared bc i don't know what a druther is
Hi new followers. Given my druthers I draw affable space monsters.
February 6, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Hi new followers. Given my druthers I draw affable space monsters.
this is the only way he'll sleep if given his druthers
August 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
this is the only way he'll sleep if given his druthers
breaking news update: fletcher barrett has backhanded someone outside buscarron's druthers
January 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
breaking news update: fletcher barrett has backhanded someone outside buscarron's druthers
“I gotta have my Druthers”
July 23, 2026 at 6:29 PM
“I gotta have my Druthers”
can i borrow someone’s druthers?
May 18, 2026 at 2:20 AM
can i borrow someone’s druthers?
This whole square is lined with restaurants, if we had our druthers it'd look like a Roman plaza
The sudden car-lightness of Manhattan makes the City Council’s destruction of outdoor dining even more ridiculous & ill-timed than it already was
January 15, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This whole square is lined with restaurants, if we had our druthers it'd look like a Roman plaza
if i had my druthers i wouldn't owe the bank ten thousand druthers
June 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
if i had my druthers i wouldn't owe the bank ten thousand druthers
If I had my druthers, I'd be like, what are these? What are druthers and why do I have them.
February 13, 2024 at 6:01 PM
If I had my druthers, I'd be like, what are these? What are druthers and why do I have them.
The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated
April 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The "Tacos Chotiner" tweet remains undefeated